As bizarre as that sounds I actually totally agree! Even when he's on the bench I'm just urging him to get a shot, more than 30 seconds at the end to come on and just leave everyone with open wide mouths as he scores the quickest hat-trick in Premiership history! Never gonna happen, but it's always that thing with him, whatever happens to him, he'll always be a talking point until the day he finally leaves, some will be full of joy, others wondering why he was never given a chance when fully fit.
Saying that though, he did win me £90 as first goalscorer in the Palmero game. The bookies even had to ring up and find out the odds as he wasn't even listed as a first goalscorer!