Revolution Number 9

Oh fuck, not another injury please Let it be a knock. Just a knock.

I'm worried about what happens once we make our subs.

Shit I thought Bigi was going to do a Cheick there.

Never mind, never mind, never mind

4-3, we're gonna win 4-3, we're gonna win 4-3

It's like we're determined to be as exciting as we possibly can over the christmas period.

Knew it! That's twice in two games Obertan's been useful! I vote we promote him from Nobertan to Ronaldinhobertan.

Arsene's got a new coat.

Bollocks.

He's trying to graduate up from toe-punts.

Good stuff so far, I like the fact that we've actually been passing it about rather than hoofing it the last couple of games.

Gerrin!

Pardew all nonchalant with his jacket zipped halfway. He's taunting him.

Compact the middle of the park. And hope to catch them offside.

Still not working Arsene.

Oh bugger.

Colo wasn't about to let that shit go on. Fuck you, Wilshire.

Wenger

Revolution Number 9: Ferguson 'a cunt', Man Utd 'should fuck off'

Hate them. Ferguson, Man U, hate them and everything about them.

Fucking Fergie, awful cuntish little ref buying cheating cuntbag vermin

Fucking wretched vermin, I hate them all.

comeoncomeoncomeoncomeon

Fucks sake this is intense.

Obertan on. Magikarp used splash.