JB

Get in! (please beat Chelsea)

Perhaps the guy who got kicked in the Jaw and knocked out. Can't expect him to have seen that tbf, he didn't even know the score.

Looks pretty bad.

Benfica's diving is atrocious.

Kuyt should do better there.

Cardozo gets a second for Benfica!

Fener pen. Kuyt scores it

And Gaitan does so.

Lima should have put Benfica a goal up there.

Jesus Christ

Mystic Mac?

Crafty from Howard, can't be told he didn't give the time he said now.

This time wasting.

Well, fuck me!

Home shirt isn't too bad, the other two look horrifically cheap.

FFS

Fucking bollocks wanker piss cunt!

FUCKING DICKHEAD BARDSLEY NOT GETTING BACK, AWFUL FUCKING CUNT!

This.

Great save from Gardner.

Fucking dense tackle that, dickhead.

Thank fuck.

Mackem fucking cunts!