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Never thought I'd see the day.. Incredible!

He was loaned to a pretty shit Slovak team here and didn't do that great so I can't imagine we will regret this one.

I love that I actually have something in common with Dwight Gayle. We're both (probably) drunk in the middle of the night and scrolling through twitter and retweeting random would-be trolls.

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Anyway well done @FulhamFC . They showed that in this championship you need more than names to get a win ! Interesting season ahead !

Gayle casually retweeting old tweets at 1 in the morning 

I'm glad alcohol is a thing.

This.

As soon as the commentator started saying that their keeper was good and penalties it was only a matter of time.... Terrible

Should we give him a new contract?

https://twitter.com/ThisDave/status/781525340472705025

Was ready to start cringing but was  by the end. Good video

So Trump lost the debate and Fat Sam is proven to be corrupt? What a day.

Smashing up the city here pretty good by the sounds of it

How many England fans are likely to go to the Slovakia match? It's happening in the city where I live so I'm curious.

 

Think I read we sold out at around 1.7k.

 

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/1572221/england-fans-sell-out-ticket-allocation-for-sam-allardyces-first-game-despite-awful-euro-2016-performance/

haven't spoken to a native english speaker (other than my family) in over a year so it'll be strange to suddenly be invaded by 2,000 England fans,

How many England fans are likely to go to the Slovakia match? It's happening in the city where I live so I'm curious.

Don't like Wilshere. Don't like Pardew. Perfect fit.

Caulkin 

Someone make him a thread in order to jinx it

f***ing Atleti

This. Don't think I had ever heard of the team they were playing too.

Looks like an x-factor and the type of player teams just don't have at this level. Should have signed him 3 seasons ago when half this forum was crying out for it.

thought he was going to get sent off for sure, but fair play to him. That type of game needs to happen more often though

uninspiring, but if he helps get us out of the league then it's better than nothing.

I blame Yedlin.

So if he's shit he fucks things up for my club team and my national team? Great.

Still think Rafa will prefer Anita most of the time.

Lee Ryder ‏@lee_ryder  3m3 minutes ago

Alan Judge of Brentford expected to arrive in Newcastle this afternoon for talks and potential medical #NUFC

Armstrong was in the lineup for the reserves today so that would seem to rule him out

How did Clark do at LB?

fucking West Ham ruining my first ever legal bet .