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TNT Mexico does Mano a Mano (man for man?) for NEWCASTLE VS BARCELONA all in spanish Speaking spanish then saying Nick Pope tickles me for some reason https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCKkCusTC8Y

Villa were supposed to sign Osula but it was blocked

A good Interview from German Sky Sports (in German) at SJP but you need vpn set to Germany to view it, I had to use auto-translate on youtube About 25 minutes long

Needs a work permit surely?

Woltemade, Woltemade scoring loads of goals Woltemade,Woltemade plays like Andy Cole Defences retreat back to their hood Gives me wood, gives me wood, gives me wood Robinhood tune.. cant think of the rest

Man Utd tried to offer Højlund + cash but he wants to stay there. They need to sell I would imagine, probably waiting on Garnacho. If we have offered what they want then the problem can only be how it is structured. A bit of a fuck on.

If he is to go, then I hope its to Saudi for £250m and not to anyone in the PL

I'm thinking Liverpool need to sell first. They apparently spoke to us about Isak but made no offer and they said they'd pay more than us for Ekitike, but again made no offer. They need to shift Nunez and seeing if Diaz fooks off. People seem to be shitting themselves at the thought of us having Isak and Ekitike in the same team.

When we signed Emre from Inter Milan you could see he was a hell of a player but his heart just wasnt in it for the toon, had everything though. Tonali came as a number 6, trained for 10 months as a number 8 and now looks the complete player

I remember when I was in Legends nightclub and I saw Craig Bellemy.. I said "Eeh its Craig Bellemy" He said "Don't mate" in an angry voice. I guess we'll never know if it was him or not, he was definitely short, angry and a little hunchback-ey like Craig Bellemy.

Also if we offer Isak a new deal those extra wages will count against PSR

Its kind of like the whole Isak v Henry debate... people are comparing Isak to the complete Henry player, when Isak is only only 25 and not yet begun. This is the best Newcastle team that can attack and and/or defend imo but to compare the to Sir Bobby or KK is too early as its not yet at its conclusion. But I still cant remember an NUFC team that can go on the front foot or sit and counter with ease, we've always been lacking one element.

I have never seen a Newcastle team so balanced in defence and attack, we can literally do both. We're beating the so called big teams away from home and making their fans question their whole being. . And we're still not the completed squad yet.

Bloke made me book diggs for a cup final we might not get too

Greatest manager we have had in the modern era When the media talk of him as a gate keeper, his record is literally phenomenal Look at every record he has broken with all the clubs he has been at and all the so called voodoos nufc has ever had he has broken