Vivian Darkbloom

Well I thoroughly enjoyed that. Mitrovic getting the winner for Fulham topping it off followed by a class evening despite the rain. Again Craven Cottage is a canny stadium, if I lived in London I could see myself following them like. Decent crowd of 20k + and canny atmopshere, although home fans were very anxious. They play some good football, but one of he lads with us who is a ST holder there said it’s one of the wors performances he’s seen from them at home this season. Mackems probably deserved a draw and could have had a pen. The lad that scored looked lively, but once they went level there was only one winner. Mitrovic did a lot of good things as a CF, but nothing you wouldn’t expect from him at this level. Sessegnon and Cairney stood out and look PL quality. Fulham fans love Mitrovic and it’s weird hearing the. Chant his name and get so excited when the ball even gets near him. I don’t know how many mackems went, but apart fro, Sunderland til I die at the start, we didn’t hear much from them. Regardless fair play to those that turned up given their season. We bumped into an old Mackem couple in the Crabtree after the match and they were sound, felt really sorry for them if I’m honest all banter and joking aside. This was their 30 odd years home and away as a couple. Poor bastards If Fulham dont go up this season, that team will be dismantled. If they go up, they will have more about them than Huddersfield especially if they keep Mitrovic and he does the business for them. I’m still not convinced by him watching him in the flesh though. O’Shea has a comfortable night against him in all honesty. I’m told the mackems can’t finish any higher than rick bottom

Is he a grumble star?

Will there be video evidence of their games next season?

Is this the specialist shit thread?

Where did these photos come from? Were they taken from facebook?

I'm starting to not believe you, Stiffy.  Can we have a photo of Amanda with Lindisfarne CDs on her nipples as proof?

From the woman who invented the phrase Managerial Merry-go-round, I believe Stifler.

Probably the most important person in the club's history. Revitalised the club on two occasions, the second time preventing it from perhaps going bust. Absolute hero.

 

Happy birthday King Kev!

Hear, Hear...

KK's second spell at Newcastle is vastly under-appreciated. Fat Sam's depleted overpaid tossers were sinking like a stone when Kev came in. It took a while for him to get us into the groove, but once he did, we were a pleasure to watch. That 4-1 win at Tottenham still stands out. Hero.

Off in the summer for mental money

If protest flags aren't allowed in the stadium, how about we all take them down to Sports directs Oxford Street store?

 

I’ve said it for years, the only way to get rid of Ashley is to target s*** Direct.  I think he’d sell up within a couple of months we did some serious damage to his baby.

Absolutely.

We've done almost nothing to try and oust him. A sustained campaign against his jumble sales would make him papa his Solomon Grundies. Boycotting season tickets en masse would help too.

He's gone if you want him gone.

I haven't lost all hope yet. Amanda must've known beforehand that she was entering into negotations with a cunt, and if she's serious about buying, I don't see why this should put her off. It's arguably a win-win for her. She sits back now and either laughs her tits off next year when Mike can't give the club away, or, if we stay up, she can make anotehr bid. After all, Team Stavely might feel more confident about meeting fatty's price knowing they can spend the summer offering the going rate for PL level footballers.

Appropriate. Thanks for the words, Ashley.

 

Love to see a banner with that quote at the next game!

would love to see no one there, ideally. But if we must go, yes, that's the flag we need.

Yedlin as winger and one of our defenders at fullback. Mbemba... does he still play for us? He can do it.

Yedlin could put Lascelles' jeans on and still run quicker than Ritchie.

As for Murphy, he's got no goolies, and we're gonna need players with massive clockweights over the next few months.

"30 years of fucking quasi jokes, and I make one joke back..."

Put a ball at his feet and he's a genius. In any other situation I think he can probably claim diminished responsibility.

Obviouthly.

Another player simply not good enough. There is a decent argument he hasn’t exactly had the opportunities under Rafa mind, but in general he’s not good enough and never will be.

Aye, this.

If Alex ever makes it in the big leagues I'll run through Meadow Well with a Mickey Gray (their Shearer) face mask on.

Does anyone know if Jack Colback has gotten on the wrong side of Paddy Conroy?

3-0 Newcastle

Fast start, Lascelles heads a corner in. 1-0 in 3rd minute

Crowd are pumped, City's pubes are ruffled

Saivet pulls De Bruyne's armpit hair when the ref isn't looking

Ginge takes the bait and goes in over the ball. City down to 10 men

We sit, Lascelles is loving it, Clarke looks like Maldini

73mins on the clock, we break and Joselu deflects one in of his beak. 2-0

SJP is bouncing

Gutierrez has been on the blower over xmas. He's told the lads how to wind up Aguero

On 75mins Rob Elliott calls Aguero a fudge-nudger in Spanish

Aguero stands on fatty's toes and is red carded for it

We're laughing now

88mins on the clock and Yedlin bombs forward to make it 3-0

Guardiola has had enough. "Singing Rafael has got more hair than you"

Amanda is wet for us.

He'll do well in the SPL.

A cold Wednesday night will give us a chance. Coming off the back of today's win, the crowd will be buoyed by beer and Mother Amanda's love. If we go hell for leather in the first 20 minutes we can get a goal and get them rattled. Out's possible after that, man. Perhaps we can give De Bruyne some intimidating anti-ginger abuse.

3-0 City

I fancy us to go berserk. I think there'll be big and pleasant surprises. Balti house fist pumps don't lie.

That's the sort of pedantry that'll see you go up in most people's estimations on here.

 

Loads of people think Ginola was left footed, like. He was as two-footed as we've probably had in my lifetime tbf.

I emailed David at the time. I didn't need confirmation, but Mick clearly did. Baguette munching tosser ignored me.

I always felt the True Faith was written for non-NUFC fans. The whole magazine seemed like a propaganda operation to portray us as cooler than Fonzie, with its constant references to The Jam and Joy Division, spread sections about shoes and admonishments of people who wear the wrong type of trousers.

Oh, and my email argument. Michael wrote about David Ginola being left footed, so pendantic I kindly corrected him

We're all worrying too much over this relegation thing, man. So what if we go down? Do you think Crown Prince Bin Toon is going to be papping his burqa over that? Our new set of galiticos will piss every game!

There were multiple shooters at the curry house. Anyone who thinks there weren't is a brainwashed sheep.

I had email argument with Michael Martin when I was 13.

We're going to need to spend a hell of a lot to stay up!