Vivian Darkbloom

Is he a grumble star?

Will there be video evidence of their games next season?

Is this the specialist shit thread?

Where did these photos come from? Were they taken from facebook?

I'm starting to not believe you, Stiffy. Can we have a photo of Amanda with Lindisfarne CDs on her nipples as proof?

From the woman who invented the phrase Managerial Merry-go-round, I believe Stifler.

Hear, Hear... KK's second spell at Newcastle is vastly under-appreciated. Fat Sam's depleted overpaid tossers were sinking like a stone when Kev came in. It took a while for him to get us into the groove, but once he did, we were a pleasure to watch. That 4-1 win at Tottenham still stands out. Hero.

Off in the summer for mental money

I’ve said it for years, the only way to get rid of Ashley is to target s*** Direct. I think he’d sell up within a couple of months we did some serious damage to his baby. Absolutely. We've done almost nothing to try and oust him. A sustained campaign against his jumble sales would make him papa his Solomon Grundies. Boycotting season tickets en masse would help too. He's gone if you want him gone.

I haven't lost all hope yet. Amanda must've known beforehand that she was entering into negotations with a cunt, and if she's serious about buying, I don't see why this should put her off. It's arguably a win-win for her. She sits back now and either laughs her tits off next year when Mike can't give the club away, or, if we stay up, she can make anotehr bid. After all, Team Stavely might feel more confident about meeting fatty's price knowing they can spend the summer offering the going rate for PL level footballers.

Love to see a banner with that quote at the next game! would love to see no one there, ideally. But if we must go, yes, that's the flag we need.

Yedlin as winger and one of our defenders at fullback. Mbemba... does he still play for us? He can do it. Yedlin could put Lascelles' jeans on and still run quicker than Ritchie. As for Murphy, he's got no goolies, and we're gonna need players with massive clockweights over the next few months.

"30 years of fucking quasi jokes, and I make one joke back..." Put a ball at his feet and he's a genius. In any other situation I think he can probably claim diminished responsibility. Obviouthly.

Aye, this. If Alex ever makes it in the big leagues I'll run through Meadow Well with a Mickey Gray (their Shearer) face mask on.

Does anyone know if Jack Colback has gotten on the wrong side of Paddy Conroy?

3-0 Newcastle Fast start, Lascelles heads a corner in. 1-0 in 3rd minute Crowd are pumped, City's pubes are ruffled Saivet pulls De Bruyne's armpit hair when the ref isn't looking Ginge takes the bait and goes in over the ball. City down to 10 men We sit, Lascelles is loving it, Clarke looks like Maldini 73mins on the clock, we break and Joselu deflects one in of his beak. 2-0 SJP is bouncing Gutierrez has been on the blower over xmas. He's told the lads how to wind up Aguero On 75mins Rob Elliott calls Aguero a fudge-nudger in Spanish Aguero stands on fatty's toes and is red carded for it We're laughing now 88mins on the clock and Yedlin bombs forward to make it 3-0 Guardiola has had enough. "Singing Rafael has got more hair than you" Amanda is wet for us.

He'll do well in the SPL.

A cold Wednesday night will give us a chance. Coming off the back of today's win, the crowd will be buoyed by beer and Mother Amanda's love. If we go hell for leather in the first 20 minutes we can get a goal and get them rattled. Out's possible after that, man. Perhaps we can give De Bruyne some intimidating anti-ginger abuse. 3-0 City

I fancy us to go berserk. I think there'll be big and pleasant surprises. Balti house fist pumps don't lie.

I emailed David at the time. I didn't need confirmation, but Mick clearly did. Baguette munching tosser ignored me.

I always felt the True Faith was written for non-NUFC fans. The whole magazine seemed like a propaganda operation to portray us as cooler than Fonzie, with its constant references to The Jam and Joy Division, spread sections about shoes and admonishments of people who wear the wrong type of trousers. Oh, and my email argument. Michael wrote about David Ginola being left footed, so pendantic I kindly corrected him

We're all worrying too much over this relegation thing, man. So what if we go down? Do you think Crown Prince Bin Toon is going to be papping his burqa over that? Our new set of galiticos will piss every game!

There were multiple shooters at the curry house. Anyone who thinks there weren't is a brainwashed sheep.

I had email argument with Michael Martin when I was 13.

We're going to need to spend a hell of a lot to stay up!