MrRaspberryJam

Just now, Aiston said:

 

In the FA Cup?

 

We play Fulham in the FA Cup tomorrow?

Could really do with a City winner if we have any chance of catching Spurs. 

1 minute ago, Ronaldo said:

Didn’t we enquire about Isak start of window and were put off by the £70m release fee? We only agreed to go back and offer close to that after Wilson got injured and Wood was so bad against Wolves we genuinely looked better (and nearly pinched it) with no striker on the pitch.

We’d already signed Isak by that Wolves game. 

6 minutes ago, toon25 said:

Despite sounding like an FM regen, Bobb looks like a good player whenever I've seen him. Nice touch and movement 

It’s a good name. 

1 hour ago, Stifler said:

https://talksport.com/football/1725974/liverpool-fan-crying-statue-jurgen-klopp-talksport/
 

 

What she needs is a good shagging. 

4 minutes ago, Conjo said:

He's just a slightly better version of Colback/Hendrick/Davies. Brighton getting mugged if they offer anything close to £30m.

He’s a lot better than they were man!

Just now, TheBrownBottle said:

Breaking the rules of the AABBA rhyming scheme of a limerick there. But you don’t live by "The Rules" I know, and if there's one person who has influenced you in that way of thinking, someone who is a maverick, someone who does 'that' to the system then it's Ian Botham.

I write poetry all the time. 
 

I froze your tears and made a dagger,
and stabbed it in my cock forever.
It stays there like Excalibur,
Are you my Arthur?
Say you are.

Take this cool dark steeled blade,
Steal it, sheath it, in your lake.
I’d drown with you to be together.
Must you breathe? Cos I need Heaven.

Nice that City jacket. 

There was once a Jorman called Klopp

With pearly white veneers he’d strop

For if his team went a goal down

towards the referee he’d frown

But he’s seriously a fucking clown

19 minutes ago, NSG said:

Let’s hope it’s the precursor to VAR being ditched. 

Watch VAR get scrapped, Newcastle get the cup final and Isak has an injury time winning goal incorrectly disallowed by the ref and then we lose on penalties. 

3 hours ago, NE27 said:

 

M&S cool stretch trunks mate.

 

Trust me, I'm an internet stranger.

But not all boxer duds are created equal and when you’re dealing with such sensitive matters, what you want is a pair that comes with poise, grace, softness, and zero chafing. The best boxer briefs are silky smooth to the touch and won't pill. They'll also stretch and conform to your body without losing their shape a few hours into the day.

They should fit comfortably snug like a second skin but never cut off your circulation. As for the pouch, it should support you without suffocating you. How the fly functions, with a side entry or horizontal fly for a more seamless experience, is a matter of personal preference. A solid pair of boxer briefs also shouldn’t bunch or give you a wedgie.

The fabric should be stretchy enough to curve to your body without restricting your range of motion and keep its shape all day long. To achieve those main objectives, manufacturers use a variety of different fabrics. While materials like lyocell, rayon, and micromodal fabric provide an insanely smooth feel, the supreme all-natural breathability of a pair of Supima cotton boxer briefs also makes for a great pair of undies. More often than not, boxer briefs will use a balanced blend of materials, usually with some amount of elastane for stretch and recovery.

2 hours ago, SEMTEX said:

While we’re at it, what is the current line on boxers that have a separate pouch for the cock and balls? They seem to have a rabid fanbase but I find that the seam for the pouch causes unnecessary chafing in the inner thigh/groin region. 
 

Thoughts?

Semtex, you've no doubt heard about the hubbub surrounding male fertility and underwear. The question is: are boxer briefs causing damage to your cock and balls? Researchers at Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health have observed lower sperm counts on average across those who wear tighter underwear (a.k.a. boxer briefs, trunks, briefs, etc.) versus those who wear loose-fitting underwear (boxer shorts) and it all has to do with temperature. Naturally, your testicles function better at a lower temperature than the rest of your body, which is why they hang away from you. Tighter underwear tends to lift the testicles closer to the body, causing them to be warmer than normal, thereby slowing sperm production. But before you ditch your boxer duds altogether, there IS an upside: even though sperm counts were lower for boxer brief wearers, researchers noted that those sperm counts were still within the normal range for the average healthy guy and shouldn’t have an impact on fertility. That said, this matters more for those who already have a recorded low sperm count to begin with and want to have children.

3 minutes ago, tgarve said:

This thread is laughable 

 

Complete lack of self awareness with regards to Keegan/ Rafa

 

When one of the best ever premier league managers is leaving unexpectedly of course it will be big news

 

No wonder our fanbase is a laughing stock 

Pardew used to attempt to flog players and openly discuss their release clauses when they still had 3-4 years left on their contract. He'd do it after a win in his post match presser. 

Howe's talked about it when he's actually been asked about a players contract who's expiring in 12 months or so. Totally different, remember Fergie doing the same when Rooney was arsing around with his contract.

14 minutes ago, Pata said:

 

Seriously? He has played 32, 35, 31 and 38 games for us in the league in the past four seasons. Are we really declaring every player that gets injured this season a sicknote without looking at the previous seasons`?

@Upthemags - we're waiting..

oral 

5 hours ago, SUPERTOON said:

Says he hasn’t got the energy to continue.

Me after 3 minutes.

45 minutes ago, bobbydazzla said:

Tsamina mina, eh, eh
Waka waka, eh, eh
Threw his contract in a bin
Big Jow won't play agin

 

 

 

 

 

 

Is that Des'ree?

7 minutes ago, Thomson Mouse said:

Fuck the whole club of entitled cunts, this is hilarious.

 

They’ll love the victim status until the end of the season and I hope Man City bury them.

 

He’s not as bad as Ferguson but their fans are just as bad as Manure.

 

 

 

 

Go on Thomson Mouse la

1 minute ago, jonny1403 said:

 

What a mental take  Sign this contract on our terms or we'll jeopardize your career by refusing to perform urgently needed surgery  I'm sure that'd go down great.

 

 

 

Aye I wasn't being serious jonny1403.

Jim White and Simon Jordan dressed in all black on Talksport. 

3 minutes ago, Menace said:

Sounds like he's putting pressure on his agent to sign the contract rather than telling him he's free to leave.

This.

Alternatively we should have done everything in our power to stop the surgery on his groin until he signed the contract.

1 minute ago, 80 said:

Maybe a little shot towards the board too? With a view to creating fan pressure over getting a deal done.

Be surprised if he's having a pop at the board, I suspect they're doing everything they can to get the deal done.

Everything will be fine. Joelinton will stay.