MrRaspberryJam

Rude. 

1 minute ago, toon25 said:

Genuinely baffled as to what the fuck Boehly's 'plan' was in putting this squad together. 

He thinks they’ve performed OK just wants them to perform a lot better. 

Just now, wormy said:

The Lampard obsession is a parody at this point. Maybe they think if they keep rotating him in and out it'll stick sooner or later.

I completely made it up. 

3 minutes ago, MrRaspberryJam said:

Talksport saying Lampard in line for Chelsea job until end of the season. 

Could actually be happening. 5Live mentioning it now. 

Talksport saying Lampard in line for Chelsea job until end of the season. 

1 minute ago, bobbydazzla said:

You’ve been gone too long 

Too long baby. 

1 minute ago, brummie said:

Ha ha the Dogheads. 

what? 

1 minute ago, Joe1984 said:

If a finger in the eye isn't violent conduct, what is?

Doing a stone cold stunner whilst the corner comes in. 

Cracking goal. 

Cunha 1-1

Boro keeper looking like he should be cast as a Dingle in Emmerdale.  

51 minutes ago, SUPERTOON said:

Just want to see him with some genuine technical class next to him in midfield.

I’ll do it if Eddie asks. 

1 minute ago, Kanji said:

Barkley signed by them for free by the way. A signing we should have been making all day long. 

Definitely not. 

1 minute ago, Holmesy said:

Tim? 

Tim Canterbury. Good man. The Canterbury Tales... by Chaucer.

2 hours ago, Holmesy said:

Sorry folks, I was pissed last night when I wrote that. Not my finest moment.

Are you going to apologise to Tim?

Just now, Yorkie said:

Brilliant work from Miley on that goal and the finish was peng.

 

Bruno's assist was fucking sumptuous too.

No fluke either. Did it vs. Fulham for Burns goal before Xmas. 

Botman was absolutely top class on Tuesday. He’ll be fine man. 

How can Holmesy be allowed to act himself continuously 

6 minutes ago, Jonas said:

Depressing if anyone booed Burn. People just don't know how to go on. Play bad, don't win, former player coming back aren't automatic boo situations. 

Those sorts of people deserve defeats and always takes the edge off a setback for me.

 

Good to know they were themselves jeered by good support. I remember that happening once with Gary Speed, the bloke next to me had been very critical of him but turned and rounded on the booers. 

 

Folk like that that are infinitely more embarrassing to me than results.

nobody booed Burn. They were shouting Boooo-urns. 

59 minutes ago, Holmesy said:

White is a pacey, mobile, creative fullback when he plays at fullback.

 

Ake is a pacey, mobile, creative fullback when he plays at fullback.

 

John Stones is a pacey, mobile, creative fullback when he plays at fullback.

 

There's a reason their managers are able to play them at fullback. Shall I give you a clue? It’s because they are pacey, mobile and creative. Plus, they offer defensive solidity at the same time. It’s about the player playing in the position, not what he’s positionally labelled as on Football Manager.

fancy a shot at the title 

7 minutes ago, Holmesy said:

Read the original post you commented on again, genius. I didn’t even mention that Dan Burn is a CB. The focus of the post was on his size and chronic lack of mobility. 
Easy mistake to make when you’re a bit simple, and there’s no judgement from me big guy. Might be worth reading things a couple of times in future before you reply though  ?

 

 

 

“Literally every top team and every elite manager uses two pacey, mobile, creative fullbacks.”

Arteta plays White, a CB at full back. 
Ake, Gvardiol and also Stones are CBs by trade who get played at full back. 
 

you said every top manager plays with creative fast fullbacks. A few posts later you then admitted Arteta plays white at full back. 
 

I’ve not once mentioned Dan burn 

14 minutes ago, Holmesy said:

How am I moving the goalposts you knob? ?

Nathan Ake plays like a fullback, John Stones is one of the best ball playing CBs in the PL, and highly mobile, and Ben White is basically John Stones mk2. If you think Dan Burn belongs in that category you need to put the bottle down pal. 

thanks for confirming top managers do play centre backs at full back. 

When did I say that?

1 minute ago, Holmesy said:

6 foot 7, immobile CBs completely devoid of any creativity? 

Just admit you got it wrong and stop moving the goalposts. 

Just now, dave s said:

can’t believe the shite in here. eddie is class 

Go on big Davey la. 

Just now, nufc123 said:

Not sure about that 

Didnt realise Barnes was that good!