Billy Whitehurst

20 minutes ago, madras said:

Have they gone ?

 

 

Quick, lock the door.

It’s ok, we’ll compensate you by giving you two of our strongest and most respected posters, Ginger Quiff/Quim and Essembee.

They’re great lads, just a little misunderstood.

Cheers for the hospitality lads, you’re all a very welcoming bunch, much appreciated!

In future, we’ll try to less snidey to newcomers to Toontastic. Well, for a few days at least.

Just as a word of warning, the average age of Toontastic posters was about 76 (being in my early forties, I considered myself part of the youth policy) so don’t expect us to contribute much to any Love Island or Tamagotchi threads.

16 minutes ago, Thiago said:

Currently plying his trade in Charlotte, North Carolina is Gabriel. 

 

I will admit I initially forgot about him which meant Danny Simpson jumped into my head.

I’ll bet he still looks shite in that league.

Just now, Isegrim said:

Not working for me

Me neither.

Just now, Optimistic Nut said:

Who was it that used to post ‘smeeagain’, would post a brilliantly shit joke, and that would be it?

Bobby Shinton

Just now, Mr Raspberry Jam said:

 

That him who was obsessed with Freddy Shepherd? 

Yep, proper nutjob.

1 hour ago, Nine said:

I think it was our collective bedwetting on the transfer thread, Ant just said fuck it these lot arnt worth the trouble anymore 

A few of us in the dry sheet brigade were still keeping it real.

4 minutes ago, HTT II said:

Don’t worry yous will be getting sent back on a rubber boat if yous misbehave, I hope yous are all vaccinated mind…

 

 

 

We’re all vaccinated and have all been treated for lice. 

We had an anti-vax loon on there recently and he took a bit of a pummelling.

Well thank fuck there is still one Newcastle message board up and running to take us Toontastic refugees in.