Billy Whitehurst

It’s ok, we’ll compensate you by giving you two of our strongest and most respected posters, Ginger Quiff/Quim and Essembee. They’re great lads, just a little misunderstood.

Cheers for the hospitality lads, you’re all a very welcoming bunch, much appreciated! In future, we’ll try to less snidey to newcomers to Toontastic. Well, for a few days at least.

Just as a word of warning, the average age of Toontastic posters was about 76 (being in my early forties, I considered myself part of the youth policy) so don’t expect us to contribute much to any Love Island or Tamagotchi threads.

I’ll bet he still looks shite in that league.

Me neither.

Bobby Shinton

Yep, proper nutjob.

A few of us in the dry sheet brigade were still keeping it real.

We’re all vaccinated and have all been treated for lice. We had an anti-vax loon on there recently and he took a bit of a pummelling.

Well thank fuck there is still one Newcastle message board up and running to take us Toontastic refugees in.