TheBrownBottle

Write it in green ink for the full impact

‘Lewis’ ’Yes gaffer?’ ’Stick the percolator on son, full time soon’

FUCKING BURN MAN

‘It’s not away convincingly’ says the commentator Couldn’t quite see who it was at the far post, but knew it was Botman once he said that …

It always has been - Howe managed to cover for that by getting the fitness levels up to allow us to gegenpress. Some of these lads have reverted to the mean

Save Dubravka

‘Get a quick goal and we’re in it’ says my overactive imagination Stop giving me hope, my imagination, you cunt

I just don’t think that writing positive things on the internet = support. It’s a completely passive experience with zero effort required. I’m sat on my arse watching this on TV.

He just looks a million miles away from pre-injury Botman at the minute

I never thought of writing positive or negative comments on the internet as being ‘support’ or not. Actually being at the ground was usually how that was defined. I’m old fashioned like that, though.

Thought we were ok there tbh - Howe got his line-up and tactics right in terms of who is available. Can’t comprehend what the fuck Botman is thinking, you put your neck muscles into that if you’re going to head it. Not completely buried yet.

I’m glad to hear that Danny Murphy is still a monotonous, tiresome, clueless little shite

You’d expect the ice man to bury that tbf

Can’t blame the manager for half-arsed headers like Botman’s

What in the name of shite was that by Botman?

Fucks sake

I think we’ve played pretty well too tbh. Looked solid and occasionally dangerous

Some of us don’t have to suffer Danny Murphy mind you …

Don’t tempt fate

We do seem to struggle to keep the ball in on the touchline

Too slow to close

Baaaaaals

Ooof cheeky ball that by Murphy. Like it

Schar as libero I reckon

Fucking ho’way Yaaaaaniiiitid