Joe1984

We in a free fall? Seems like it?

January is a new month though, so there is that...

I wonder if Trippier thinks its okay for us to panic yet... ?

With that defending so far, no GK would relax...

We won the championship... ?

The tip of a boot can be offside if the crosses the VAR lines. It's bollocks, but that's the rule.

Football 365 editors frothing at the mouth now! 10 Howe for the sack "articles" ready to go!

Cue Arteta meltdown because the rules were not followed, oh wait...

Haaland. Oh wait he's injured. Or in for maintenance because he's an android.

To be fair to Michael I can see how he confused Newcastle with England. Oh wait, no I can't... ?

Well as long as we finally beat them... ?

If the club did sack him, which they won't, what top class manager would want to come? Fighting for Europe in the league, and almost getting out of the CL group of death, with half your squad missing. If that's a sackable offense, no top class manager would touch us!

Fully fit squad = the dream!

Might as well send him back to chelsea at this point.

Messi? ?

Straight to pen's so no extra time

Might be time for Trippier to.go back to Madrid. Christ.

Yes he can, chelsea gave permission.

As long as its not to Boro...

Chelsea, comical

Why can't Howe ever see this? It's well known X is a crock just waiting to happen!

No because it deflected off the body onto the hand. Yeah.

Okay, but my landlord won't be happy!

Probably be injured...

Well yeah got to keep the title race interesting you know.