Deuce Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Our set pieces have been miscarriages for the past year. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 :lol: Deuce is chuffed with that one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 What an abortion this page has turned into. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Ståle Solbakken goes back to Copenhagen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooneyToonArmy Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Siri on Newcastle https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10153148926340032&set=o.2204618071&type=2&theater Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Slow Sports News @SlowSportsNews 1m Newcastle United have today snapped up striker Temuri Ketsbaia from AEK Athens on the bosman ruling #nufc Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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gdm Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Sorry if giggs United supporters can now order food and drinks direct to their seat on a matchday via a new mobile app Newcastle United supporters can now order food and drinks direct to their seat on a matchday via a new mobile app. VenueMenu is a new app that is free to download and available for Apple, Android (4.0 and up) and Blackberry devices. The app, which will be running from the Magpies' Premier League fixture against West Ham game on Saturday, allows supporters to order food for immediate delivery to their seat. Food can also be pre-ordered up to 24 hours before a fixture or until the gates open on a matchday for delivery at half-time. The first 100 hotdog and fries combos (available to app users only) will be available for an introductory offer price of £4.50. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest icemanblue Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 How the fuck is that going to work? Ignoring the fact St James is a 3G blackspot, how exactly will someone reach your seat in the middle of a game?! I'm not moving, or having my view blocked, every five minutes, just so the fat cunt next to me can get his fifth pie. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 What a crock of shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 They just need those dudes wandering around like in America. Like you say, it's impossible to get a signal in SJP anyway. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 The first 100 hotdog and fries combos (available to app users only) will be available for an introductory offer price of £4.50. This is the best part. Introductory price of £4.50 for some racoon lips and a thimble of chips. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Last season I actually got decent signal in the Gallowgate End. Still a shite idea, mind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 The first 100 hotdog and fries combos (available to app users only) will be available for an introductory offer price of £4.50. This is the best part. Introductory price of £4.50 for some racoon lips and a thimble of chips. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 You could order to any seat then? I would happily pay £400 to see the bloke behind me trying to juggle 100 hotdogs and fries whilst the game is on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowlingcrofty Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Going to order 500 pies to Ben Arfa's seat on the bench like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Colossus Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Hope we get a St. Pauli sausage train in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 How the fuck is that going to work? Ignoring the fact St James is a 3G blackspot, how exactly will someone reach your seat in the middle of a game?! I'm not moving, or having my view blocked, every five minutes, just so the fat cunt next to me can get his fifth pie. You fucking would if it was my fifth, sixth or seventh pie. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubaricho Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Oh man, I've seen this doing the rounds today but had to try it myself just to see, and it's true. Ask Siri what her favorite football (soccer) team is. :'( http://i.imgur.com/A1Qeisb.jpg And then it shows the table with us at the bottom. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 I only just got an iPhone 5 last week and that was the first thing I asked Siri a few days ago. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 "Soccer team" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubaricho Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 "Soccer team" I'm American, so earlier today when I asked her what her favorite football team was she told me the Buccaneers (sorry Kanji ). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turnbull2000 Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Brilliant! Made me laugh!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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