Guest firetotheworks Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 https://www.instagram.com/p/BLYjYjADs3y/ The charismatic black friend that I've wanted my whole life but never had. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 People probably hate Mondays because they hate their shit pointless office jobs and are not obscenely rich MATE Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
xLiaaamx Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Celtic apperantly been involved in a massive tax dodge. Good job their fans are all experts in this sort of thing after a few years ago. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Here’s a quick quiz: since the start of Neymar’s career in 2009, who has more yellow cards – him or notorious Real Madrid bruiser Pepe? Well, clearly it’s not the obvious answer, otherwise we wouldn’t be asking the question. The totals, if you’re interested, are 133-108 in ‘favour’ of the Brazilian. https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/oct/12/international-football-10-talking-points-from-the-world-cup-qualifiers Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Here’s a quick quiz: since the start of Neymar’s career in 2009, who has more yellow cards – him or notorious Real Madrid bruiser Pepe? Well, clearly it’s not the obvious answer, otherwise we wouldn’t be asking the question. The totals, if you’re interested, are 133-108 in ‘favour’ of the Brazilian. https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/oct/12/international-football-10-talking-points-from-the-world-cup-qualifiers Quite few of them were for his haircuts, to be fair. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astroblack Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 That's interesting. It could be the position. Lamella committed a lot of fouls last season but people don't see him as a dirty player and he doesn't get as many yellows as a defender or CM would get. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Hang on, 133 yellows since 2009? So Neymar's averaged almost 20 bookings a season since he broke through? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 First El Classico of the season won't be live for British TV Viewers. 3:15 kick off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Hang on, 133 yellows since 2009? So Neymar's averaged almost 20 bookings a season since he broke through? Aye that's total shite surely. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Not per season but per calendar year as they're counting all yellow cards picked up in international games as well. Sounds about right for the seahorse coiffed wanker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisMcQuillan Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Hang on, 133 yellows since 2009? So Neymar's averaged almost 20 bookings a season since he broke through? Aye that's total s**** surely. http://uk.soccerway.com/players/neymar-da-silva-santos-junior/102697/ 71 in domestic leagues, 9 in domestic cups, 19 in continental tournaments, 20 in internationals. 119 according to that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Hang on, 133 yellows since 2009? So Neymar's averaged almost 20 bookings a season since he broke through? Aye that's total s**** surely. http://uk.soccerway.com/players/neymar-da-silva-santos-junior/102697/ 71 in domestic leagues, 9 in domestic cups, 19 in continental tournaments, 20 in internationals. 119 according to that. According to that resource (and just in the league because I can't be arsed to work out the rest): Neymar: 275 apps; 71 bookings; 1 booking every 3.9 games. Tiote: 227 apps; 64 bookings; 1 booking every 3.5 games. Fucking hell, had no idea Neymar got that many bookings Dirty bastard, no wonder Disco hates Brazil. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
U2 Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Someone please post a nice, none-offensive image in this thread. Sick of seeing that dwarf hooker every time I open this place in Tapatalk Anyone remember Thauvin's girlfriend? Amazing. http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161012/9c7add75f44312c1d75ca764c8d6bcdc.jpg Damn. That didn't work. That hooker's sagging tit is still showing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Good shout Edit - oh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Random but Pepe is under-rated. He's had a lot of injuries these last few years but when fit he's been largely brilliant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 http://imgur.com/a/pNVQz Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 https://www.theguardian.com/football/shortcuts/2016/oct/12/walking-football-rules-what-you-need-to-know-fa 'The rise of 'walking football' - for the oldies on here Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astroblack Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 http://imgur.com/a/pNVQz Damn, Ozil. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Hoddle said at 5-0 up during the 6-0 Villa dismantling that we needed to be careful having such a high line and that Villa could expose it. He's a fucking braindead tit. Waddle. This happens a lot. Hoddle was on the brain, was reading an article about him. Point still stands though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Someone please post a nice, none-offensive image in this thread. Sick of seeing that dwarf hooker every time I open this place in Tapatalk Anyone remember Thauvin's girlfriend? Amazing. http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161012/9c7add75f44312c1d75ca764c8d6bcdc.jpg Damn. That didn't work. That hooker's sagging tit is still showing. Also you can turn off the photo preview thing in Tapatalk settings. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 http://imgur.com/a/pNVQz So those were the ten most successful pass trios last season, but the 10 most frequently failed trios are much more fun: http://m.imgur.com/a/vjlNo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 http://imgur.com/a/pNVQz So those were the ten most successful pass trios last season, but the 10 most frequently failed trios are much more fun: http://m.imgur.com/a/vjlNo And we got £40m for the pair of them? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
U2 Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Ritchie featuring a few times in that failed list Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 I blame the other guy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 http://imgur.com/a/pNVQz So those were the ten most successful pass trios last season, but the 10 most frequently failed trios are much more fun: http://m.imgur.com/a/vjlNo And we got £40m for the pair of them? Aye and one of them's starting for the second best team in the league and the other in a midtable side. Their pass "failures" were a lot to do with none of the rest of our players wanting the ball tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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