RSPCA file a complaint against Martins

[GM]

http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/72744934.jpg?v=1&c=MS_GINS&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19390335F8FA9CA92A68406FCA0635FB669F06BF04B24B4128C

 

 

its a woodcock!!!

 

 

wow must been sent from above to herald a nufc win!!

 

(we should kill it, eat it and stuff it for a mascot) bluebiggrin.gif

 

So run that one past me again, you say we should:

1. Kill it.

2. Eat it.

and THEN

3. Stuff it for a mascot...

 

Right...

 

:roll:

 

 

 

[BlufPurdi]

[Jaehyun]

"Course it would be mate. They would have taken it somewhere safe."

 

 

bet it ended up in a pie.......we can guess which piemaster had it for lunch!

 

 

Dammit! I was gonna say something like that!

[womblemaster]

"we should kill it, eat it and stuff it for a mascot"

 

 

yes u dumb cluck, aint u ever heard of taxidermy?

[GM]

"we should kill it, eat it and stuff it for a mascot"

 

 

yes u dumb cluck, aint u ever heard of taxidermy?

 

Indeed I have. Didn't think it was standard taxidermy procedure to eat the subject matter first. I suppose you could try and scoop out the innards first and then cook it, before stuffing the bird. But would love to see you try it that way - since you'd essentially have to skin the bird first, pop the contents in the oven, then afterwards try and replace the skin and feathers afterwards!

 

[womblemaster]

if uve ever eaten woodpigeon, then ud know that the only meat is on the breast; very little on rest of body.

 

do slit breast open remove the meat then stuff it, stich it up and there u have

 

Woody the woodcock.

[marko1892]

dont have a chicken and mushroom pie at the match next home game then lads.