Sean Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 The guy saying this probably had a few too many Christmas sherries tbh, not sounding like a reliable source if he doesn't even know what he's trying to say... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 "Duel process" is where Ashley and Staveley stand back to back, walk 10 paces away from each other, and then turn and fire a single pistol shot at their opponent. The winner gets Newcastle United. Think we're in with a decent chance of a good result here as Staveley's a much smaller target, whilst in turn she can barely miss his fat gut even from 20 yards with a flintlock. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sean Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 "Duel process" is where Ashley and Staveley stand back to back, walk 10 paces away from each other, and then turn and fire a single pistol shot at their opponent. The winner gets Newcastle United. Think we're in with a decent chance of a good result here as Staveley's a much smaller target, whilst in turn she can barely miss his fat gut even from 20 yards with a flintlock. Sadly I think we all know how this would end... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlito Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 Duel process? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 Surely "due process"? That’s what I thought as well or they couldn’t remember the word dillegence and was like due erm erm process They definitely meant diligence, seeing as "due process" is shorthand for how people are charged/punished for crimes, enshrined in the Magna Carta. Due process could be referring to the legal process, contracts written up etc. No? Not aware of anyone who'd use the phrase that way given the much more widely accepted criminal meaning. Something taking place 'in due course' perhaps. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 Surely "due process"? That’s what I thought as well or they couldn’t remember the word dillegence and was like due erm erm process They definitely meant diligence, seeing as "due process" is shorthand for how people are charged/punished for crimes, enshrined in the Magna Carta. Due process could be referring to the legal process, contracts written up etc. No? Not aware of anyone who'd use the phrase that way given the much more widely accepted criminal meaning. Something taking place 'in due course' perhaps. No but somebody wanting to give the impression they know what they are talking about, might mis-use it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Away Toon Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 If the fat man manages to sell us for 300m and not strengthen in January and we then get relegated it will be the greatest con since the Usual Suspects. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Toon Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 At least we'll get some sort of clarification soon with another dismal transfer window proving that sausage fingers is just using his PR mates to pull the fast one. We get a normal window and we may yet be witnessing flying pigs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 If the fat man manages to sell us for 300m and not strengthen in January and we then get relegated it will be the greatest con since the Usual Suspects. If he fails to strengthen in January they'll simply pull the plug on the purchase. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubaricho Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 Why is there talk of the takeover not officially being announced until after the window closes for fear of being held ransom with our new money? Surely every owner in the football league is immediately notified when a takeover of another club happens? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUFC_Chris Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 Why is there talk of the takeover not officially being announced until after the window closes for fear of being held ransom with our new money? Surely every owner in the football league is immediately notified when a takeover of another club happens? Because the dullards in the media have fuck all to write about. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Five o Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 Why is there talk of the takeover not officially being announced until after the window closes for fear of being held ransom with our new money? Surely every owner in the football league is immediately notified when a takeover of another club happens? New owner lend Ashley money to do business in Jan, part of the deal, then officially announced end of January. Not stupid but I do not believe it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ankles Bennett Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 Just a thought but I wonder whether Amanda wants us relegated so she can buy us on the cheap. It would tie in with her relegation clause so she eother gets us cheap and bankrplls is in jan or lets Ashley relegate us and get us on the cheap and uses the dosh she saves to bankroll uz getying back to the prem. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnNUFC Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 Just...no. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 Any point in reading into the lack of comms from Ashley's lot around the fact that they said they wanted a deal before Christmas or it wouldn't happen? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jong24 Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 There is so much absolute bollocks written in this thread Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 Perhaps this seasons new ultra boring premiership will have a bearing on the next TV contract Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 Hit a stalemate over £50m difference in valuation according to the back of tomorrow's Sun. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 Hit a stalemate over £50m difference in valuation according to the back of tomorrow's Sun. Hope this is typical Sun bollocks but it won't be knowing our luck. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 Hit a stalemate over £50m difference in valuation according to the back of tomorrow's Sun. Hope this is typical Sun bollocks but it won't be knowing our luck. Easy to print gobshite. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 "Stiffleaay" (sorry mate) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Puppets Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 It’s a nothing story, but here’s the link none the less... https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/5233743/newcastle-takeover-amanda-staveley-mike-ashley-50million-wall/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 It’s a nothing story, but here’s the link none the less... https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/5233743/newcastle-takeover-amanda-staveley-mike-ashley-50million-wall/ I was just about to link it. It pretty much dismisses the reports of the last month or so, including the Sun's own reporting. Nothing more than scare-mongering click baiting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 Nicely fills the 'no news for a while' void, which makes me suspicious from the outset. No point worrying anyway. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willow Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Hank-Hill-Cant-Get-His-Business-Done-While-Bored-On-The-Toilet-On-King-Of-The-Hill.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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