Shearergol

Someone didn’t bow out after all.

If we're spending £40m on a new right winger I'd hope it was on someone who was an actual right winger. I know he's played there a little bit but I'm fairly certain he's a CM. If we could get him for £20m and develop him I'd probably be ok with it, but £40m is a huge chunk of our likely budget.

Where would we even play him? He doesn't score, or assist.

The fuck is that? Nobody at the club signed that off surely?

He’s absolutely insane, that’s for sure

Because £350k a week minimum and barely any legs. Other than that, dunno.

Fulham v Everton will be better this weekend

Inter got trippier on corners?

Tonali levels of defending

That’ll do

I’m trying to jinx it

This sport

Arsenal will win tomorrow