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What does he offer? No assists, no goals, nothing defensive. What's his role in a team? He's not even a good passer or crosser.

Same, he would instantly start for us and be our best attacking midfielder after ASM. You could say the same if we signed HTT[/member] to be fair. Lingard is shite.

I don't think any of us actually know what happened at all.

maybe. could also be that they weren't pirating the league's intellectual property from one of its major partners. Essentially it's this, which people are happy to ignore for some reason. No no no , it's because we're Newcastle and the world hates us.

£19m. £18m in performance clauses which if he activates means he's worth £37m and more. All the talk coming out of Italy is that he's absolutely class. Really running out of material now that the "Ole is a PE teacher" narrative has fallen flat on its arse. Is he an Ole signing or a board signing, for the record?

Kennedy will just add a few extra lines to the document regardless.

I hope that there is zero negotiation and we take them for everything they have. It should either be a yes or no, not a negotiation. The fuckers have said no, seemingly purely down to greed, corruption, and influences which shouldn’t be allowed or permitted. They haven't said no, and that's all conjecture.

Let's give him time before Froggy tells us he's a board signing rather than an Ole one. After all, he might actually be good?

Hopefully he'll be the first (well, second after Shelvey) we ditch when we're filthy rich. He's here for life isn't it.

We don't buy young talents, develop them effectively and turn them into a first teamer. We buy them, let them languish in obscurity and then release them to go abroad. He'll never play for our first team. Ever.

How's your mate Trump doing with the overturning of these votes btw? Christ, talk about not letting it go! Woking hell! I mean, it's pretty strong evidence that everything you post on here is absolute bollocks

Stupidly good goal that

I mean, he's never going to play for us, unless we end up at that level.

How's your mate Trump doing with the overturning of these votes btw?

I mean, you don't really need to look closely at it do you. Just looking at it would suffice

Surely it's the reference to cans in February? No?

Ok, he's trolling us now Cans in feb, awesome.

I think it's that wink they use on every tweet that I hate

From a personal view, it’s Bruce for me. From a manager view it’s carver, but I never felt he would last.

Shall we link him to the "What are you eating" thread so he can pick up some tips? It might help tbf

His dumplings look shit

BOOM Close this fucking forum

Please god, sign him.

There’s deffo a scooby doo moment where MMA takes his mask off and it’s Richard Keys all along.

Ahh yes, the schools are closed aren't they.