Shearergol

The sports direct of the premier league. Cheap, boring, effective.

Tarkowski is decent like

Quite like Cork. Proper championship midfielder.

Then he plays a sloppy pass. Ffs.

Diame covered at left back brilliantly there. Intelligent stuff.

Lansbury ran the game.

Reaching for Crumpy levels of boring. Good stuff. Predictable that it’s you replying. Off you trot.

Nope

Joselu does something. Mitro haters rejoicing.

Has he ever improved a player here?

I kinda miss Clark.

As if he’s getting near the pitch. Making up numbers because we have to.

On here? Everyone is.

Gary Neville speaks some sense to be fair to him.

Define fine for manquillo. If you mean stop every attacking opportunity for us, you’re right.

Barnes > Joselu and he’s shit too. Rafa knows how shit our forwards are though, it’s not like he didn’t try for better.

Yeah but he doesn’t elbow people init

Are two different teams coming on?

£5m or £5k?

Yellow at last

Joselu defending well for them

Careful, expectations and all that.

Love how our best positives are “not as shit as usual” or “better than a shit Gayle” Burnley the team who concede the most chances in the league yeah?

Atsu is our only real threat. Feels like a game for a Ritchie screamer though.

Exactly. Like they’ve never seen us play before. The entire pre-match thread was saying this is going to be a scrappy game, too. Not sure how everyone suddenly forgot. We’re allowed to talk about it ffs.