Menace

Milner... went round a player. Omg.

I seen that.

I'm loving this like.

Why has Enrique been hiding his long pass ability?

I think I know who your lover is

We never win at pens. Watford?

This is gonna knacker our players for Arsenal's match..

Btw people, Nile Ranger's full name: Full name: Dutland Nile Ranger-Custard

£3M for Rozehnal...£2M for Bassong. Keegan is a genius.

"Newcastle strolling through the last 25 mins." ... 90-55 =

If Keegan still picks N'Zoggy at LB ahead of Enrique...

22.

Not worried at all, be 3-1/4-1 to us now I reckon.

Good goal tbh.

Guthrie's been quiet.

Fuck me. Cov are terrible.

Gotta say, early signs I know but Keegan's done his homework over the summer, all our new signings look very good.

"You can't give space to a player of Merner's quality."

Enrique's been utter class!

N''Zogbia STILL not smiling.

Owen looking very pissed off?

Note to self: N'Zogbia is fucking shite at set pieces.

Colo

Nile Ranger man, no one else we need.