Keefaz

That was a matter of principal... or something.

Yet he was still better than anyone else in midfield.

Give over man, Man Utd are hardly f***ing Wimbledon of the 80s ffs!!!! Most despicable club in the world. Get a grip, man.

We would be annihilated by this one though. Na, Shola'd put in one of his European performances.

Why'd Barca want him? Dunno where he could go, really.

Rooney 7, Park 6.5, everyone else was shit.

Nah, he's probably sitting back expecting Messi to approach him.

His tweets should be a laugh.

Pfff. Dunno what to make of that. Man Utd never looked like they could get anything out of that match. Great team but not a great final.

Iniesta.

Fair play to Rooney: been one of very few Man Utd players to turn up.

We need Brian Blessed or someone to start whispering in Erique's ear. I'm fucking witty as fuck, man. Oh aye, you're a fuckwit alright. That kinda hurt. Just a play on words, chap.

Disturbing close up.

We need Brian Blessed or someone to start whispering in Erique's ear. I'm fucking witty as fuck, man. Oh aye, you're a fuckwit alright.

We need Brian Blessed or someone to start whispering in Erique's ear. You think he'll stay if we deafen him? Weird.

Does Piers Morgan actually know anything about football, the fucking cunt? Never shuts his mouth.

It like Barca have taken an Super injunction on him. This joke has got to die.

Well he's playing in the biggest game in the world tbf, I was sitting in me kegs until about 4pm today. Keeping it real.

DON'T FUCKING APPEAL THERE, YOU STUPID WELSH CUNT.

An embarrassment to NO's Wallsend Posse.

Might as well bring on George Best.

Sit down Danny, you really aren't Is he talking about Capello?

To be fair to Rooney, even though his general play has been as shit as any of his team-mates he is literally the only Man U player who's looked like making anything happen.

Barcelona in a different league on a different planet to Man Utd, tbh.

Lol.