We need Brian Blessed or someone to start whispering in Erique's ear.
I'm fucking witty as fuck, man.
Oh aye, you're a fuckwit alright.
That kinda hurt.
Just a play on words, chap.
To be fair to Rooney, even though his general play has been as shit as any of his team-mates he is literally the only Man U player who's looked like making anything happen.