Keefaz

Yeah, but it's experience against the likes of Shamrock Rovers and Borac.

Ideally, I'd suppose I'd like to absolutely smash Sporting Lisbon or Marseille in the Europa final

I suppose I'm thinking of the olden days when we weren't allowed to win anything

If you're a travelling supporter, I think the Conference would be a laugh. But there's something exciting about a big CL match at SJP, hosting Barcelona or Juve etc.

A can of brown ale? Sounds totally rank even if it isn't 30 years old.

How's this: if we're definitely going to win the UEFA Cup, I'd choose the Europa league.

What? You'd be insane to prefer Europa.

Dunno why, but seeing the bloke engraving our name on the cup was the maddest, spine-tingling moment for me.

Right. What are we winning next?

Liverpool were shit, by the way

That's our name on a fucking trophy!

Fucking fucking hell

Blow ffs

Sure they took that free kick with a moving ball

Just kill me

No no no

6 mins

I'm dying here

Two good chances there

My name's Jackie Milburn, and I always start the day with a cool pint of Carabao beer.

I bet Jackie Millburn would be thinking 'What the fuck is Carabao?'

These lot look beat to me

Piss

What the absolute fuck is going on