Keefaz

Me too. Much more of a link-up, Viduka-type than I'd expected. Nowt like Viduka tbh. More of a Drogba type. Nowt like either of them, really.

Deranger looks a little knackered, tbh.

Me too. Much more of a link-up, Viduka-type than I'd expected.

Really good.

This, please.

Ranger is KING OF THE WORLD!

Would be gutted if we lost this now, as we've played pretty well the last 15 minutes.

Lazy shot by Nolan.

Beautiful work by Ranger. No so good by Geremi.

Playing like Holland '74 now.

BARRRRRRRRRRTON!

BARRRRRRRRRRTON!

Gezza goes close. Turns the screw, lads, turn the screw.

Some good work by Nolan, tbh. I think he's played a key role in the past few matches.

Brilliant fucking goal by a beautiful beautiful man!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Shoehorn in a reference to Notts County. For no reason.

Is it bad that I feel a little insulted to be compared to Leicester?

BARRRRRRRRRRRRRRTON!

AMAZING shot on the ground by Ranger.

Doesn't look that bad to me.

Honestly, Barton should piss all over these players, but he's... not.

Both teams looked alright in patches. Could go either way. Or neither way, I suppose.

Think he's been bumwack.

Smith's got a proper evil beard.