Bad Mongo

Think maybe we should sub Tiote for Ranger and go 4-3-3.

Cisse

 

He was fucking electric for about 6 months then he absolutely nosedived and did nothing but be offside a lot and miss sitters.

I'd like to remember only his goal against Chelsea and forget the rest of this decade.

Must be well funded now, if the site can afford an expensive new banner.

I hope it's a one-sided hammering, don't particularly care which side, as long as it leads to the sacking of a manager.

Imaginary scenario. You’re driving through a town centre late one night and as you are parked at the traffic lights, a pissed up Mike Ashley bundles into the back seat of your car mistakingly believing that you were his Uber home.

 

He’s had a lot to drink and is barely conscious.

 

What would you do?

 

Try to communicate with him that this is not his Uber and that he should get out. If he's falling completely out of consciousness and it's looking hairy, I'd take him to the ER because I'm not a murderer/psychopath.

This is exactly what a murdering psychopath would say. I bet you've already set up an alibi.

Some good goals here, for such a shit game.

Really good save Cech.

For someone who sustained a career-ending head injury decades ago, to never become the same player again, Cech is doing fairly well.

The team is (probably) improved, and that's good.

I apologise.

If Townsend Bamford NUFC released a solo album after leaving The Verve it would be called "A loan, with everybody".

If NUFC's transfer policy were a survival horror video game (which it just as well could be), it would be called 'A loan in the dark'.

Cannot say that man and leave it there

 

Who is it then?

 

David moyes

 

Paulo do canio

 

Peter Reid

 

Pardew

 

Bellamy

 

Dennis wise??

Not ITK, but I've got a feeling they'll look to another 'former giant' that just sacked their world class manager with some success, and hire a former player who was loyal to the club, one who was usually on the bench or came on as a sub, but scored some important goals in the champions league -- yes, it's the return of Shola Ameobi.

Yes, I'm joking, but now that it's out there, it's probably what's going to happen.

I just read that three out of five Premier League players go bankrupt. A misfit teenage wannabe gangsta isn't going to do any better than the average when he enters that culture.

The way you're slagging off your team after a loss makes me recall why I usually root against England. You don't deserve success.

Eh

 

Did you type this up in anticipation of a loss and just posted it anyway?

 

Feel like literally everyone is being complimentary and humble

I haven't read more than a percentage of this thread, so I may possibly have been unfair. Still, some posters say they don't trust Southgate going forward, and oh so many players are overrated.

This is the best England team I've ever seen.

The way you're slagging off your team after a loss makes me recall why I usually root against England. You don't deserve success.

The set pieces in this game have been decent.

Nice one.

Geir Hasund vs Liverpool.

Robbie Fowler's best goal was in the same game.

Didn't MA say few years back that he wouldn't consider selling the club until at least the 2016/17 season?

 

Said he wasn't leaving till we won something (and a champions league place counted as winning something)

We just won the Championship, didn't we? We won promotion the the Premier League.  We have won so much. So much win.

Ashley can just fuck off.

In all seriousness. 25th ahead of Butt. Everyone else was better than him.

Smith and Geremi were worse than Butt.

That must make every league outside the German, English, Spanish & Italian leagues shite? Quite a statement.

It's true, though. Comparatively speaking.

Of course, football is such a popular sport that even a miniature nation like Iceland can keep a more or less professional league and create players that go on to beat England at their own game, and more normal small countries have leagues of players on CEO salaries, some of whom are actually pretty damn good, and the top leagues in Europe simply can't employ them all. So yeah, no, the other leagues aren't bad, it's just that England/Germany/Italy/Spain are so incredibly good that the rest seem shite in comparison. There's simply no bad premier league player. Not after Shola retired.

You people should use uBlock Origin instead of AdBlock+.

Arguably the best man who ever lived.

 

1. Muhammad Ali

2. KK

3. Bowie

The greatest man to survive 2016?

He's actually trying to take some credit for how well things are going for Newcastle at the moment!

To be fair to the cunt: he's right, in the sense that we're better off without him.

They're massively looking a gift horse in the mouth with Moyes, like.

What's this supposed to mean, in common language?

I've heard he can take any central role on the pitch. CB, DM, target man, Prospero, MacBeth...

I'll see myself out.