Sima

WEMBERLEY, WEMBERLEY!

Agreed, he was fucking wank. Took his goal well though.

When was the last time we won by two? A new leaf.

Liverpool (A)

Talisman.

Fuck off Ellison, I hope someone shits in your takeaway. Even some pubes on your pizza will do.

Well played lads.

DOUBLE BUBBLE AMEOBI Start both of the fuckers up front on Saturday.

Up there with El Abd and that Grimsby prick.

That's a foul ffs.

BLOW THE FUCKING WHISTLE!

'Sampson by name, Sampson by nature' What the fuck does that even mean? The cunt has short blonde hair.

Good just killed a bitch.

What the fuck is on his feet? Scruffy spam hamper.

DEFEND.

Pardew preserving the lead vs Morecambe.

Fuck me.

Pardew congratulating himself on a heroic substitution. When is the last time someone other than Shola scored? ONE MAN FUCKING TEAM

HERO.

Steady on.

What the fuck was that? Really?

This co-commentator knows NOTHING

Dummett will get battered in the Premier League. He's just been buttfucked by Malcolm Marshall or whoever the fuck he is.

Shola playing CB

Gouffran off Mental.