Sima

Was that Kaka just staring at that bloke's beard?

'Foreign goalkeepers lol' from Townsend.

Where's the foul there?

Dat pass from Di Maria

Fergie

Sitter from Welbeck.

Dat skill from Giggs

I remember Higuain scoring for fun in the WC a few years back. "Small games"

'Cristiano' Fuck off man.

Something about Michael Carrick I think.

Sick of ITV's commentary already.

ITV

Look two messages up man you sloppy spam hamper Who's this fucking spam hamper?

Who have the Spam Hampers got this weekend?

Spam hamper That could be a good term to use. Example "What a fucking spam hamper that cunt is"

As much as I despise Owen, the whole OMG SOLDIER thing again....

Jake Livermore. Cunt.

Wilshere with one of those shit touches that happens on FIFA

When Cabaye first came to the club last season, I remember his corners being really good for the first six weeks. No idea what has happened since then.

That goal, man

Fucking bullshit. LUCKY MAG KERNTS, etc.

Shola is so fucking dense, man.

Swansea fans such cunts.