Sima

Of course.

That's a fucking foul. I don't care if we are getting dicked or not.

Hatem Ben Arfa off for Sammy Ameobi. I feel sick.

DAT SUB

Fucking hell, four of them there.

Meh, quality free-kick.

Should have taken Cisse off instead of Gouffran.

What is he doing, man?

My.fucking.god.

Taylor is an embarrassment of a man.

First name on the teamsheet off

Imagine Ben Arfa in this Man City team.

God almighty.

Why cross when Cisse is shit in the air?

Steven Taylor shouting trying to put Aguero off How about sliding you dumb cunt?

Our 'defence'

Lescott casually throwing a mince pie on the floor to confuse HBA.

If you're going to give the ball away as a defender, Jonas would be pretty high up on the list on a choice who to give it to.

Fucking wank Debuchy like

Check out Marriner's tan.

I bet Pardew is all over the space bar on FM.