Sima

i think everyone knows what our best XI and formation is. The problem with it is that Ba was out on the left in our most effective formation but as he's in-form at the minute and Cissé isn't, it would be madness to put Cissé up top and I'm unconvinced with him on the left.

It's nice of them to omit Shola for the entirety of his career purely to give everyone else a chance.

Probably the worst half of football I have ever seen.

State of O'Neill, man. Fucking tramp.

MON on flair: http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/DownWithThisSortOfThing_right_599.jpg

Shit from Snodgrass, put your foot through it man.

Mignolet, Gardner, Cuellar, O'Shea, Rose, Cattermole, Colback, Larsson, McClean, Johnson, Fletcher. That team man , we should have fucking dicked these last week.

As it stands now... Dynamo Kiev Olympiakos Milan Ajax Juventus Bayern Munich Spartak Moscow Braga Ouch. I'd love to go and watch us in the Allianz Arena.

Look at Motson's jacket, man. What a cunt.

The greatest player I have ever seen playing for Newcastle in the 27 years I have been supporting us. Ridiculously underrated and one of the best English players of all-time.

Wouldn't play Fergie at LB as Shane Long will take the piss.

Wew.

Snaaaar

Chris Waddle. Captain Obvious.

Fucking Coloccini, man. So good.

Tiote's passing has been fucking woeful at times.

Shola was like a redwood there.

Waddle is such a dick.

Fuck me, how did he miss?

That ball between the Ameobi Bros there

That Pardew celebration needs to be incorporated into FIFA 14

GTFI

The Return of The King.

Sammy's fall

Has this cunt been sacked yet?