Stevie

Rightyo, having a laugh with fellow toon fans is comparible to a Hitler rally. Think, little girl, before you speak. , Howay mann nee need for that, yeez two used to be pals. Now we've established geordie allowetta is a complete disgrace and embarassment not only to every living NUFC fan, but to the heritage and 1400 year history of Newcastle upon Tyne, lets not fall out. Eez black eez broon eez playin for the toon Howard Gayle Howard Gayle. His name is Mirandinha eez not from Argentina eez from Brazil eez fuckin brill. Bring back the old days bluecry.gif The good old days of shite football, shite fans, footy violence and racism. Yup, those were the days. Give me Geordie Allouette in a pub backyard anyday mate. By the way, if you're 28, I'm sure you didn't enjoy the 80s support as much as you claim, seen as you'd only have been 2 when they arrived and 12 when they passed... They were the days your right, and ask anyone who was around then has our support changed for the better since, and they'd be lying if they said it has. No personalities, no **** all, even if there is they're told to sit down and shut up in this world of mediocrity and globalisation. Apart from the racism, I'd have absolutely every thing back, instead of the plastic club and plastic game it's become, even the Gallowgate bogs I'd have them back. SKY have a lot to answer for. I started going in 1984, and barely missed a match, and I'll tell you now, unless you seen what the match day experience was like then, I'd shut the **** up. shut up yi tit it was fucking crap most of the eighties,it was like a graveyard back then Ye obviously weren't there then ye fuckin parafin*, I remember we played Luton won 4-0 there was 18,000 there, Michael O'Neill got a hattrick and the atmosphere would compare with anything we've had in new SJP, the atmosphere for Gazza's return was the best a can remember (apart from Barca), and I remember losing 4-0 at home to Everton and we provided a wall of noise from start to finish, so do one u bell end. * These idiots who buy dickheads pc's at christmas should be locked up. wall of noise yi daft **** ya pissed man i have been gannin since 1965 yi deaf **** 1965 the only place yeev been gann is the Newcastle Labour Club and waitin for ye pals till the get oot ye old piss heed.

provoked response in all fairness

Rightyo, having a laugh with fellow toon fans is comparible to a Hitler rally. Think, little girl, before you speak. Howay mann nee need for that, yeez two used to be pals. Now we've established geordie allowetta is a complete disgrace and embarassment not only to every living NUFC fan, but to the heritage and 1400 year history of Newcastle upon Tyne, lets not fall out. Eez black eez broon eez playin for the toon Howard Gayle Howard Gayle. His name is Mirandinha eez not from Argentina eez from Brazil eez fuckin brill. Bring back the old days bluecry.gif The good old days of shite football, shite fans, footy violence and racism. Yup, those were the days. Give me Geordie Allouette in a pub backyard anyday mate. By the way, if you're 28, I'm sure you didn't enjoy the 80s support as much as you claim, seen as you'd only have been 2 when they arrived and 12 when they passed... They were the days your right, and ask anyone who was around then has our support changed for the better since, and they'd be lying if they said it has. No personalities, no **** all, even if there is they're told to sit down and shut up in this world of mediocrity and globalisation. Apart from the racism, I'd have absolutely every thing back, instead of the plastic club and plastic game it's become, even the Gallowgate bogs I'd have them back. SKY have a lot to answer for. I started going in 1984, and barely missed a match, and I'll tell you now, unless you seen what the match day experience was like then, I'd shut the **** up. shut up yi tit it was fucking crap most of the eighties,it was like a graveyard back then Ye obviously weren't there then ye fuckin parafin*, I remember we played Luton won 4-0 there was 18,000 there, Michael O'Neill got a hattrick and the atmosphere would compare with anything we've had in new SJP, the atmosphere for Gazza's return was the best a can remember (apart from Barca), and I remember losing 4-0 at home to Everton and we provided a wall of noise from start to finish, so do one u bell end. * These idiots who buy dickheads pc's at christmas should be locked up.

Don't get me wrong, I think the football atmosphere and experience is shite now. But that was pretty unnecessary. My point was that you think a group of fans, fans who had actually travelled to an away game, are an embarassment for singing a song thats probably been going around for years and was actually being sung by a bloke who looked in his thirties, not a bairn or a post-92 fan boy as you seem to think, then you need to step back and realise what a ridiculous attitude that is. Away games are the only times that we get any decent support anymore. But I still wouldn't wanna return to piss-soaked feet, freezing me tits off in the Gallowgate watching shite and squirming as people around sing about "coons", "blacks" and "puffs". No, not for me, ta. Well apart from the racism shite again I'd have it all back. Attitudes of many in the North East were racist in the 70's and 80's, it was a NF hotbed, and they used to sell their mag ootside the Gallowgate, thankfully attitudes have changed somewhat since, and on a completely seperate issue, it was refreshing to hear John Beresford admitting he was a reformed racist, and he had the balls to come out and admit the errors of his ways when he was younger.

"Aye son I remember the days I stood on top of the beer van at The Fernhurst pub at Blackburn and had the whole beer garden singin Geordie Allowetta, the season before Shepherd died of the heart attack ye naa, we'll never get them days back son bluecry.gif"

Rightyo, having a laugh with fellow toon fans is comparible to a Hitler rally. Think, little girl, before you speak. Howay mann nee need for that, yeez two used to be pals. Now we've established geordie allowetta is a complete disgrace and embarassment not only to every living NUFC fan, but to the heritage and 1400 year history of Newcastle upon Tyne, lets not fall out. Eez black eez broon eez playin for the toon Howard Gayle Howard Gayle. His name is Mirandinha eez not from Argentina eez from Brazil eez fuckin brill. Bring back the old days bluecry.gif The good old days of shite football, shite fans, footy violence and racism. Yup, those were the days. Give me Geordie Allouette in a pub backyard anyday mate. By the way, if you're 28, I'm sure you didn't enjoy the 80s support as much as you claim, seen as you'd only have been 2 when they arrived and 12 when they passed... They were the days your right, and ask anyone who was around then has our support changed for the better since, and they'd be lying if they said it has. No personalities, no fuck all, even if there is they're told to sit down and shut up in this world of mediocrity and globalisation. Apart from the racism, I'd have absolutely every thing back, instead of the plastic club and plastic game it's become, even the Gallowgate bogs I'd have them back. SKY have a lot to answer for. I started going in 1984, and barely missed a match, and I'll tell you now, unless you seen what the match day experience was like then, I'd shut the fuck up.

Rightyo, having a laugh with fellow toon fans is comparible to a Hitler rally. Think, little girl, before you speak. Howay mann nee need for that, yeez two used to be pals. Now we've established geordie allowetta is a complete disgrace and embarassment not only to every living NUFC fan, but to the heritage and 1400 year history of Newcastle upon Tyne, lets not fall out. Eez black eez broon eez playin for the toon Howard Gayle Howard Gayle. His name is Mirandinha eez not from Argentina eez from Brazil eez fuckin brill. Bring back the old days bluecry.gif

Aye, aye, aye and at 28 hardly. Pick ya arse if ye love the toon... Pogo if ye love the toon.... cocks oot if ye love the toon... etc..... Geordie Allowetta tops it all off for me.

All them pissed on shoes off if ye love the toon and fuckin geordie allowetta. Little things like how man hey mans, lost forever replaced by have a wank if ye love the toon etc....

Allouette it is NSG don't get me wrong you come across as a really canny kid and aal that, but in 2006 this geordie alloweta thing is the single most cringeworthy thing I've ever seen. Some fat cunt with his top off directing the song "HAS EE GOT A BAALDY HEED?" and 100 little 15-22 year olds shouting " a baldy heed back at him" IT REALLY IS MORE CRINGEWORTHY than shoes off if ye love the toon. How the toon's support is changing :wullie: The old lads that were there in the 80's would turn their noses up at this shite, as I am doing.

Fucking disgrace

I've changed my mind. Bolton will win tomorrow against the dippers, and everybody this country will smile apart from small pockets of Southport, Bradford, the West Midlands, Cornwall, Kent and of course Kingston upon Thames. I'm so sure I don't think Bolton will lose I've took a little gamble and backed them. My weekend tips anyway. http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/2459/lastscanvx4.jpg £5 Accumulator Ipswich to beat Colchester 13/8 The crack is you should never bet on derbies, I got my hands burned in the Lincoln v Boston game the other night, but Ipswich probably don't even view this as a derby in the same way Man Utd will never view Bolton as their derby rivals, and Newcastle will never view Boro as theirs. For this reason I'm side stepping the fact some cunts might class that as a derby because they're always unpredictable affairs. Ipswich are unbeaten in 7 league and cup games, having played the mackems off the pitch last week, and deserved more than a draw at St Andrew's following a dodgy start to the season. Jim Magilton seems to have all his players back and I think they're nailed on tonight. On the face of it Colchester are in decent form themselves, but they've been so lucky in nearly all 5. They beat the worst QPR team in years by means of a shocking refereeing display, and in general they're fucking shite, so away win on the cards down at Leyer Road, with 13/8 being a lovely price. Bolton 9/4 to beat Liverpool Liverpool are always shite at the Reebok. They've won their once in the last 6 games, and I really think this Bolton side in terms of quality is the best it's been for 40 years. Anelka will be a huge asset, and at the back they've only conceded 3 goals, and none of them at the Reebok, while Liverpool have only scored one away, and that was a ridiculous almost scandalous decision at Brammal Lane. It will be close, but it's a good price for Bolton and if you shop around you can get 3/1. Sunderland to beat Sheff Wed 8/13 Make no mistake about it the mackems will miss Graham Kavanagh, but in all honesty of the 44 sides in the top flight, it really is difficult to think of a worse team than Sheffield Wednesday. The mackems should bounce back from their disappointing reverse at Portman Road and I think given just how shite Wednesday are this is a banker. Celtic to beat Falkirk 3/10 Celtic should piss this, Falkirk are shite, they were recently hammered at home to the sheep shaggers, and it's difficult to see the Celtic not winning. £5 pays 89.58

It's not an unreasonable price, but there's absolutely no way Bolton are nailed on to win. They should avoid defeat, and in fairness they haven't conceded a goal at home this season, but they've only won well once against a shitey Tottenham. They were hugely fortunate to avoid defeat at the Reebok against Watford and Boro, and only managed 1 goal in those two games. My avoid advice is avoid the 3/1 and go for the draw no win at 7/4.

Bolton @ 3/1 against Liverpool really IS a steal. Trust me. EDIT: Alternatively, you can get 7/4 on Bolton in the "Draw no bet" market I'm not interested in backing Bolton, however I think there's at least a 75% chance they won't get beat, where are you seeing this 7/4 draw no bet?

I can't legislate for shitey referees sending two players off! Of your picks the only one I would remotely consider a decent bet, would be Man Utd -1 against the toon at 21/20, but any geordie that would actually put that bet on should be thrown of Grey's Monument in my opinion.

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/793/lastscanpy7.jpg Fuckin one team last neet one fuckin team, Greek ****. 8 bets accumulators running one teams let me doon. This is what I wrote on my site last night. :wullie: All sound advice. It would be much easier to take if it was all 5 fucking up, bet every time it's one side. Anyway the neets bet Inter Milan to beat Bayern Munich Evens On paper and people might "guffaw" I believe the current Inter side is the second best in Europe, they've made a reasonable start to the season including winning at Fiorentina never an easy place to go, I think that **** Vieira's injured the neet though. Anyway Bayern lost to lowly Bielefeld the other week, and they've had several key injuries including Owen Hargreaves. Bayern can go round beating shitey Russian sides 4-0, we can dee that, but the fact remains, Bayern are an absolute pale shadow of their former-selves. Absolute confident pick, in fact best price I've seen for such an obvious home win in a while. Dippers HT/FT against Galatasaray 8/11 HT/FT as I have written in my regular column are rarely straight forward, this one tonight will be an exception. Liverpool have had two reasonable performances against Spurs and The Toon, both of whom are far better than Galatasaray (yes really hard though it is to believe we are). Galatasaray come in to the game off an embarrassing 3-1 defeat in Trabzon, and I think the dippers could really go to toon the neet on these ****. Gala's side is nothing like the side that won that won the UEFA Cup, their best two players are a 35 year Hakan Sukur who was never that good anyway and Junichi Inamoto who couldn't hack it in the Premiership. Gala are shite I'd be surprised if they're in the top 3 or 4 in Turkey this season. Lincoln to win at Boston 5/4 Boston have been UTTER pish since they sold Julian Joachim to Darlo earlier in the season. Their last 8 games recored reads played 8 won 1 drawn 1 lost 6, including 3 home defeats in there, and that one solitary win was against Stockport who are so shite their fans should complain to the trading standards board. Their opponents tonight are Lincoln City who will go top if they win tonight. Not only that but The Imps have won all 5 away games in the league this season, and they'll have a good 2 or 3,000 there tonight as this is a derby. Lets face it depressed sides nearly always lose derbies, and I think Lincoln will piss it tonight, and what a price they are. £5 on that lot pays £38.86 http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/3351/lastscanhq2.jpg

It got a bit hairy at the end. Hull should've been 5-1 up at half time, but this Parkinson told them to sit in for the full second half. Barmby missed a great chance to wrap it up, and 2-1 was probably fair. 4 more to go

Well this weekends bet could be over before it starts to be honest, but I'm including Hull at home to Sheff Wed tonight. Hull to beat Sheff Wed 5/4 Hull have been much better since Michael Bridges signed, they're still bottom but deservedly won at Leicester in midweek with an astonishing goal by Bridges, Danny Mills has also just signed and they look much better. Sheff Wed have only won 1 this season, and haven't won away for 6 months. HOME WIN - Confident pick Man Utd to beat Arsenal 8/11 Ronaldo, Rooney, Saha, and Scholes all start, while Henry is highly unlikely to play. I don't like betting on big games, but this is one I think Man Utd can put to bed before half time. Lets face it Arsenal are Henry, and Wenger knows it. Sunderland to beat Leicester 4/6 The eight new signings have transformed Sunderland in to comfortably the best side in the division in my view, and Leicester are shite. Celtic to beat Dunfermline 1/7 Best team in SPL v the worst team in the SPL, if I had £7m I'd confidently stick it on to win another million. Cowdenbeath to beat Forfar away 5/6 Huge price. Forfar are pure shite, I backed them a few weeks ago against Arbroath who are in the league below, and they lost 1-4 at home. Cowdenbeath however have started really well although they lost 2-1 at home to Morton on Saturday, Morton are pissing the league. Forfar have lost their last five games, and I'm baffled as to why I'm getting nearly evens for this. £5 on this pays £67.86 buying money in my view. All odds courtesy of BetFred. http://www.studentbettingvillage.co.uk/betfred.jpg

I can feel another Gillingham 87 coming on here like lads bluebiggrin.gif I'll be there

My bet on saturday http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8261/hulsedb7.jpg

More chance of Celtic winning the Champions League.

I have a feeling AFC Ajax will fuck your bet up. Some good picks though.

FUUUUUCK ME 4/5!!!! I think 1/5 would be the price if I was laying the odds. Rich cunts on here, BobbyShinton, stake your business on that mate, I'm telling you if you're wealthy enough to put 50 grand on that it really is rude not to.

I used to work for a leading north east financial institution, and the place was full of gimps I hated it, there were good people though, but most were cunts. There was one lad I got on particularly well with, he was a really funny lad, from Ponteland but rough as a badger, he suppprted the toon, had a season ticket, but honestly he didn't have a clue aboot footbaal. So one dinner time we had a walk down Gosforth High Street and he was asking me advice on who to pick on his £2 4 team accumulator for his end of season champions. I picked Man Utd, Sunderland, Fulham and I couldn't make my mind up between Brentford and Cambridge. So I had the top 3 divisions sorted and he took Brentford and I took Cambridge. Man Utd won it by a point when they beat Spurs 2-1. The mackems and Fulham absolutely pissed it. With 3 games to go Cambridge had 80 points and Brentford 76. All Cambridge needed were 5 points out of 9 to be mathematically certain. By the time it got to the last day of the season Brentford were on 82 and Cambridge who'd drawn and lost their previous two on 81. You couldn't have scripted it any better. Last game of the season me and Chris head to head Cambridge v Brentford. I still thought they'd do it with home advantage. I spent the entire day not talking to anyone just staring at teletext then it happened ............Cambridge 0 Brentford 1 Owusu 80, after spending months with the title in their hands they'd fucked it up and that's why I cheered when they went down a few years ago. The cunt that I'd pick the teams for though, he got £2,100 for his £2, and he said to me after we'd walked down to Ladbrokes, "Steve you picked these so I'm going to give you something but keep it doon in the office." I was expecting £200 I'd picked the cunts after all. 20 bastaad quid, 20 quid, I didn't say nowt apart from cheers, 20 fuckin quid. Anyway not put an accumulator on this season, but before a ball was kicked my nap of the season was Sunderland to win the Championship at 9/1, so I'll stay off backing champions for a while. One bet I will be investing in, partly due to the price, and that's Andy Johnson at 33/1 to finish top scorer, he should be lower than that, and I don't think Boro are unappealling at 14/1 to be relegated.

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