Mr. Slugworth

I'd prefer us to sign someone that's good at scoring goals like.

Pardew is staying. And if he does go it'll be someone like Gerry Francis or David Pleat. We're doomed.

Frank Rijkaard?

How do you sleep at night?

Total fucking dog shit manager.

The fucking band is doing my nut in!

Cunt

Tiote is fucking shit.

We're going down imo. Too much bad shit going on. We can't seem to build any positive momentum. Too little too late. We're fucked.

From nufc.com

PS: One name linked with a move to SJP on Thursday was 17 year-old Kevin Mbabu from Swiss club Servette. The defender/defensive midfielder is understood to have impressed while on trial at Newcastle last year after scouts filed positive reports on his performances for Switzerland U19s during a series of games in Scotland. A move is nearing completion despite interest from other clubs on both sides of the border. Mbabu has spent time with both Manchester United and Arsenal previously, but as with Curtis Good, a move for Mbabu (who has made just a single senior appearance for Servette) would be to add him to Newcastle's development squad.

Spuds?

This is dog shit.

Didn't Pardew talk about bringing in a dead ball specialist at a talk in at the back end of last season? And how he wanted a defender to contribute 10+ goals a season. What happened? When was the last time we scored a headed goal from a corner/set piece?

Perhaps his personal 'preferences' have something to do with him being frozen out??

Can't we sack this cunt?!

He looks shite off the ball but more concerningly he doesn't look interested.

That's the worst 45 i've seen from us since the relegation season. We're going to really struggle this year...

I really want to support Obertan but he's making it very difficult...

Why doesn't this kid just fuck off? I wish I had half his talent.

Are we going to sign this fucker then?!

Roy Keane is a cunt isn't he?

What's happening with Yven Moyo? He any good?

When are the club going to announce our pre-season fixtures? Getting a bit late to make plans like...

Juan Mata looks like a Spanish Wayne Rooney.

We're better off in the Europa League next season imo... Let's not get ahead of ourselves.