Fugazi

Hope Trolotelli scores like.

Evra is such a kernt.

Good to see you're giving him a chance...

Reef

Didn't his foot skim the top of the ball though?

2:30pm

Citeh to win, I reckon.

The noise Lawro made when he realised he was totally wrong about Parker nearly catching the ball.

Commentator blaming empty seats on crowd segregation.

Izaguirre has a suspected broken ankle. Sign him up...

What an absolute cunt. Get rid.

He always gets me wet....................

It's only a friendly like, wouldn't read anything into it.

http://www.nufc.co.uk/javaImages/b6/81/0,,10278~9863606,00.jpg

Mick has a mate who supports Manchester United and sends somewhat less than creative text messages. I am shocked. ...and probably doesn't have the excuse of being young.

Finish, sonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnna

Boo-urns #mandatorymention

What happened? Free-kick touched to him, put it in the top corner.

Fucking hell, that new Bet365 advert is even worse than last season's.

Like Smith? Djemba-Djemba

Bit OTT

Meh...

Remember he used to bang them in from 30 yards for Citeh?

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