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I f***ing hate Ochoa. and Fred. and Paulinho. and Dani Alves. and Jo. and Hernanes.

 

This guy is still stewing 

Can't believe no one ever went for Lee from Bolton. He's decent.

 

Permacrock.

 

Ah, right.

 

Actually not after some googling, just missed one season with a broken leg. It' weird he's played two seasons in the Championship, always looked class.

 

Wasn't that broken leg like 5 years ago? 

 

You've labelled him a permacrock off of that? And done it so matter of factly too?

 

What a jerk! 

 

 

South Korea haven't opened anywhere near as bad as I've been led to believe to on here

 

Who led you to believe? The racist voices in your head perhaps? Have a word with yourself man.

We all in favour of this Russian kit?

 

Preferred their last one but aye. Crim(ea)son Red

 

 

Not enough dog gifs for this.

 

 

Korea are balling man. I like.

Can't believe no one ever went for Lee from Bolton. He's decent.

 

Permacrock.

 

Ah, right.

Can't believe no one ever went for Lee from Bolton. He's decent.

Think this is going to be surprisingly good.

Hardly recognise any of the Russian team.

Mike is such a racist pig 

 

That's not racism!

 

What part of Korea is Lin from then? You're sick 

Baba, please, who and what exactly is that Azeez thing? Was there some kind of Nigerian idol competition to feature a man off the street in the team? That wretch was supposed to be playing off Emenike, but never showed for the ball, or made himself available for any pass.

 

Why did we just launch long balls all game? Have you heard anything suggesting this was our tactic? I can accept not being good enough, and not winning a single game, but our approach was disgusting. It didn't make any sense.

Azeez is an inexperienced 21 year old defensive minded midfielder just coming into his own at his club, who was thrust into a role as some sort of trequarista on the world's biggest sporting stage. Ask Keshi why this was the case, and why people like Lukman and Nosa are watching on tele.

 

Trequartista 

 

Can't think of a more inappropriate description for what he was doing out there.

 

Don't even want to discuss Nigeria anymore. We are never serious about anything. Fucking shameful.

 

 

 

Mike is such a racist pig 

Welcome to the show Old type. Hope it goes better for you than it did me bro. It was awful yesterday.

Baba, please, who and what exactly is that Azeez thing? Was there some kind of Nigerian idol competition to feature a man off the street in the team? That wretch was supposed to be playing off Emenike, but never showed for the ball, or made himself available for any pass.

 

Why did we just launch long balls all game? Have you heard anything suggesting this was our tactic? I can accept not being good enough, and not winning a single game, but our approach was disgusting. It didn't make any sense.

Beasley knew he was in over his head too. Did you see how wide his eyes were during the game? 

 

The proverbial deer in headlights. Fantastic to watch. Can't wait for episode 2.

I actually wouldn't mind USA going far, just so I can watch more of the adventures of DeMarcus Beasley at left back. Cheered me up so much after the Nigeria game.

Mike, Beasley versus Germany and Portugal will make my life complete. Can't wait.

 

I am sick to my stomach just f***ing visualizing it. He's gonna need a f***ing Segway out there.

 

Be funny if Portugal deliberately put Ronaldo up against him and target him for 90 minutes. That would be funny.

 

 

If? 

 

The guy is dead either way. Even Nani will tangle his ankle ligaments.

 

It's going to be really entertaining.

 

I kept hearing the Benny Hill music every time someone ran at him against Ghana.

What is this Luis Suarez remix that's on right now? 

 

The entire coverage has been five minutes behind schedule since your boys managed to play 90 minutes of highlight free football.

Americans yabbing us about football, and they have every right to. It is the ultimate insult. My country is a shambles. We need to beat Bosnia to save face if anything.

 

I was pulling for Iran by the end of the game. Those guys deserved the ultimate humiliation of losing to them. They need to send them home quickly, before they sour the event any further.

 

Always risky betting on players purely for their FM rep, mind.

 

I'm just biased. He won me money on top Russian scorer and a couple of anytime scorer bets in the Euros, I thought he might deliver the goods again.

 

He was great in that tournament. Really like his game.

Mike, Beasley versus Germany and Portugal will make my life complete. Can't wait.

Dzagoev will steal the show.

 

He'll have to do it coming off the bench.

 

What happened with him? Seems to have gone off the boil.

What is this Luis Suarez remix that's on right now? 

Was that Kobe?

 

Yeah, it was.

Brazil just need to play their game, and stop playing all these athletes that have crept in, who aren't technical enough.

That turn by Neymar, before he over did things. Nasty!

 

Beasley was watching at home, and still fell over.