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Geremi has to show Lennon on to his left. Piss poor. I actually had to laugh at that. I can't even muster up enough emotion to be angry as we are that pathetic.

Duff slow and stupid ... Is anyone noticing a recurring theme here?

Because thats all he f***ing does Just an amazingly stupid thing to do in that position.

Butt slow and stupid.

Has Geremi put on Boumsong's old boots by accident???

Butt just lacks intelligence. Why play a lofted ball in that position?

Portsmouth are going to get belted 6 - 0 again

Duff had already missed it the idiot.

We need a presence up front, but I don't think we can afford to switch to our 4-3-3, so it's difficult to see how we can accomodate Xisco, as we need Owen and Martins on the pitch.

Aye. At least we have numerous excuses. They spent what, £40m this summer? And actually have a proper owner and manager. Our net spend is less than yours. Match has been s*** so far. Jenas and Zokora have been very good for us. Ekotto has been good too, but he's soooooo laid back sometimes (no doubt he'll f*** up in a bit). The commentator who keeps going on about Nicky Butt is an idiot. Absolutely no one in this match has been very good at anything. To then claim Jenas has been of all people

An amazingly bad match. I cannot believe the state of Spurs all things considered.

Cacapa cleaning up Butt's filthy mess. I know Butt is trying hard but he really stinks.

Duff makes me weep. A pathetic footballer. A pathetic woman.

So so true ... He resembles the footballers you see in those old dodgy black and white football videos.

Bassong is owning Lennon. He's showing him onto his left foot and Lennon can't do anything else.

Not sure why Cacapa is getting stick for being played there. It's not like he's played there before for us that often, meaning we can judge him as being a s*** anchor midfielder. In fact, his spell as centreback for us showed that his reading of the game is good, his touch is good, his composure is good, his positioning is good - he's just not very good at the aerial/physical battle that you occassionally get in the Premiership. On paper, he'd make a pretty decent backup central midfielder, with the only real downside being that he doesn't have the legs to match those of other central midfielders littered about in the Premiership. I've actually been impressed with Cacapa. I wasn't taking the mickey. He looks nice and tidy in there. i would seriously play him there ahead of Butt.

Wow ... Tottenham look surprisingly bad. I knew they were struggling for confidence but this is mental. Considering our current state they haven't come at us at all.

Butt is just so painful to watch. The last thing we need is another red card so he better be careful from now on.

Cacapa actually looks a better midfielder than Butt. How tragic is that

He couldn't outperform Geremi, and that was enough of a reason for him to be moved on. Who are these more technical players he has outperformed anyway? Bollocks. Geremi can cross a ball, but apart from that he doesn't contribute nearly as much to the game as Milner used to do. Has Milner ever been as poor for us as Geremi was against Hull? When the team is struggling, Geremi doesn't contribute anything. Milner at least had an OK work rate, and much better pace (which is kind of ironic, when you think about it). Lets get down to basics here. As far as I am concerned, anyone who says Milner is crap doesn't have a clue about what constitutes an even average EPL footballer. Most base their opinions on one or two poor displays and completely ignore the good displays. Milner is 22 years of age and will mature into one of the best midfielders this country has ever produced period, no point arguing on this point because only time will tell, but the f*****g pillocks that think they know a quality football have, in their ignorance, influenced his decision to go. Lord have mercy ... You truly know nothing about football mate. You clearly have never played the game. Milner? Milner will be lucky if he's still in the premiership in 3 years. He will never play for England. He will never consistently start every game for Villa. You want to know what a promising young player looks like? Have a look at the likes of Ashley Young and Theo Walcott.

Sorry, just pure fantasy. Why not say that then? Thought it would be fairly obvious. My bad.

Sorry, just pure fantasy.

He really wouldn't. Milner is the kind of squad player you want when your team is fully healthy and full of good players. Then you could bring him in when you choose to and he would be surrounded by so many other good players that his crapness wouldn't adversely affect the team to a great degree. Now would be the absolute worst time to have James Milner, as we would be foeced to play him week in and week out. Forced to watch him continuously hit the first man with his corners and still have the arrogance/audacity to continue to take them, forced to watch him do his silly stepovers at the most inopportune times, forced to watch him fail to beat his man on the wing, forced to watch him try to beat his man, and fail, on the rare occassions he doesn't actually have to as he could have delivered the ball first time, forced to watch him miraculously have every shot he takes blocked, forced to watch him fail to pick out the simple pass when his teammates are in space and instead blast it from 30 yards etc etc etc ...

Yeah, but that's what is kind of great about him. He's very aware of everything and constantly questions why certain things are done the way they are by the NBA. He's great.

Mark Cuban (Dallas Mavericks) I'll have him here over any other American owner atm He would be awesome.