KaKa

Someone kick this guys head in please! Are you freakin kidding me? Look I know I will get knocked for this but I am going to keep this real right now, real gangsta, Nile Ranger style, Bassong is at least twice the player Taylor is. There I said it, and by the end of this season I will be proved right.

You are completely delusional. We bossed these idiots. They were crap. A couple of things fell their way and we still saw them off. Stop trying to convince yourself otherwise.

Did I mention that I love Bassong? Only a matter of time I tell you.

Why didn't Milner let that go for a goal kick? Only to give it right back to them? No brains! Now look where we are.

Excuse me, are you insane?

Given is scared of kicking the ball away. Why? I just don't know!

I hate this. Every idiot is now going to be claiming our defending has been bad, when it has been brilliant all night. Just some really silly jammy goals so don't even go there. The defenders are slipping up a bit because they are now tiring.

Nicky Butt is a disaster. Just putting the defenders in awful positions.

Jonas is a freakin' legend. I could murder Nicky Butt.

The manager really ought to take some responsibility for continuing to allow Milner and Zoggy to take awful corners when Guthrie has shown he is so much better at them.

Kev needs to consider putting Milner in the middle and Jonas on the right. Milner is wasting a lot of decent opportunities out wide.

How slow is Butt for goodness sake!

I actually can't help but hate Milner. He's just deteriorated into stupidity.

World class ball from Enrique. On side. Thought he had missed ... thank God.

Milner's level will drop off quite drastically here. Out on the right now.

Random.

I love the way he nicks the ball away in those situations. Always allows for a huge sigh of relief.

The guy looks good. I haven't said he's world class or anything have I? Chill out why don't you. I'm chilled the fonk out man. Got my Funkadelic LP playing as we speak. Ah she's a freak of the week! Nutter.

Coloccini

People's brains beginning to malfunction now. Butt and Geremi in particular.

The guy looks good. I haven't said he's world class or anything have I? Chill out why don't you.

Bassong!

Has he done anything else but "awful" tonight ? Been mostly good tonight tbf.

Milner what an awful ball that was. Zoggy was furious.

Bassong looks strong in the air too. I am liking this young guy a whole lot.