KaKa

My goodness and I can't stand Mourinho, so this is incredibly sweet man

Mike Ashley on the phone booking another meal at that restaurant

My goodness the composure and finish from Muto man

Who wrote off Muto the other week. I will hunt down so many of those posts man!

YOSHI!!!!!!

WHAT A FINISH!!!

SAMURAI!!!!!!

Sensational ball from Perez. Fair play

Brilliant goal!

Ooooh Leicester red card.

Need 3 a piece from Walcott and Richarlison now.

See Gayle scored again

Standard. Things could not be worse for us man. Just waiting for the club to completely fall to pieces and Ashley to leave.

Oooh Cardiff red card.

I need like 8 goals from Harry Kane now.

Come on man!

Yup, I started Holebas and I am reeling right now!

Bottom at the moment is what I think it might finish at the end of the season the way things are going.

So comfortable with it now. It is what should happen.

Who is playing upfront for Everton with Bernard coming in?

Is it Richarlison?

So he's offered to take them on holiday if they stay up?! He should have threatened it if they went down!

Surely, he's got that the wrong way around. The thick plank.

The players will be absolutely desperate to drop down a division now and avoid having to spend time on the beach with that fat mess.

Moussa bringing that quality

How awful and rash was that man

Sissoko

I know it's Barcelona, but they aren't doing anything that spectacular here goal apart, they are only playing pass and move with 5-10yd passes. It shouldn't be that hard for professional footballers anywhere.

Even in the tight spaces they're operating in? Their touch and timing is immaculate man. Very difficult to replicate IMO.

Club is finished man. We're done.

Kenedy having a stellar season so far.

£30 million

The guy is talented but he's so scared man. It's sad.

De Gea should surely come out there? Makes it easy for Arnautovic

They've all given up.

Subbing Pogba man

 

Mourinho is a special kind of jerk man

he's been shite tbh, he's a very talented player but he's not shown anything consistently at man utd that he's a world beater

No one looks good for Man U though. Clearly the manager is the problem.

Mata, Sanchez, Martial, Rashford ... all dying a slow death under Mourinho.

What a lovely ball from Noble

Really like him in this midfield three with legs around him.

That plonker comes off the post. Could have been easily cleared.

Subbing Pogba man

Mourinho is a special kind of jerk man

Mourinho with the classic play all the strikers Pardew move