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Who the f*** is this c*** talking about Pardew?

 

(bloke on Periscope, not Kaka) fwiw.

 

I appreciated the update. Didn't think I deserved that!

Can Norwich just stop. Annoying.

Gayle's f***ing awesome.

Yup, such a dangerous finisher! Cheers Pards 

Absolutely loving Ciaran Clark too. Major threat in the opposition box. Proving to be such a good signing.

Not mad at that rake down Townsends ankle. Good looking tackle for me.

My 3 year old niece could deck Lingaard man.

Someone calm that toothpick down.

I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind

Can't even remember what his injury is or when he is due back. Relieved we managed to get Atsu in, and that Gouff stayed and has been so productive. Otherwise we would have been struggling for quality out wide other than Ritchie.

Is the guy meant to be back anytime soon?

Chill out guys. Was just goofing around. Just giving you what you wanted 

Imagine clubbing with your auntie. Imagine having an auntie that is actually wanting to go clubbing with you. Imagine your auntie needing 5 bouncers to get her under control.

Disturbing stuff.

This kid won't make it.

Worrying how much thew team relies on good crosses coming in from Kyle Walker.

That should not be relied upon as a reliable source of creating chances.

Strange game. Some really good plaay. but ultimately not enough of it overall.

Henderson is really developing well in that holding role that Klopp has had him in for Liverpool, and which he is now featuring in for England here. Was never convinced by him as an out and out box to box midfielder.

Hmmm ... some nice play man. Actually leading to quality chances.

Good to see Henderson go forward and it paid off. Malta are so deep man. No need for Henderson to just sit back so much.

Really starting to look good now. Some lovely play there. Good stuff.

Stay central and in the box. Get goals. Simples!

Lovely header.

No need to go in that forceful. Such a simple tackle to win normally. Weird stuff.

That effort from Sturridge man

Horrid right foot.

Alli showing some initiative and getting in there like a centre forward should be doing!

Sturridge taking up the old Rooney role of wondering wherever the f*** he wants.

It's frustrating. Even Kane was doing it in the summer a bit too.

Need Vardy or someone like Austin in there, who will stay in the box.

Lovely cross from Walcott and Sturridge is on the edge of the box looking for a short pass. Need a striker that stays central and in the box. Sturridge can't be looking to play like he does for Liverpool, as the style of football is completely different. The team can't link with you and fill the gaps you leave like your Liverpool team will.

Rooney has at least pushed up a bit further, and Henderson needs to do the same also, as he still way too deep. The other team is so far back there is no point having Henderson quite as deep as he is at the minute.

I wish the centre backs and holding midfielders would step into the space ahead of them when teams sit back like this. It would open things up so more. Drive into any green grass in front of you before then looking to pass.

Instead they just end up playing sideways and backwards and the ball never gets forward as much as it should.

The centrebacks and holding midfielders need to be a lot braver. So infuriating to watch.

That article is amazing

'The players simply need to work harder, run more'

That should be the official tag line of the PFM

Imagine actually giving that answer to the question of how to get Swansea out of the relegation battle, at your official job interview. Absolutely unreal! A response any clueless gimp on the street could utter back.

My goodness.

 

Could you imagine if we were going through what Villa are at the minute?

 

Must be so depressing man. Damn.

 

what do you mean, relegation and a s*** owner making mental decisions?  think we've paid our dues tbh

I meant having already suffered relegation, and now suffering this humiliation in the Championship, having spent the money they did.

My goodness.

Could you imagine if we were going through what Villa are at the minute?

Must be so depressing man. Damn.