Mike

Should start by thanking Rafa Benitez. He’ll start by congratulating himself I'm never a geordie, but I imagine it's going to be a rough listen as a geordie.

Sean Longstaff predicted Man U were this shite, should be manager, tbh.

Bruce is going to be unlistenable postgame.

Fuck I fell asleep.

So handballs are yellows, until they're not.

This is a fucking shit. fest.

Gonna be some shit when it ends 2-0 to them.

Said he was a cheerleader. Aye but you said he had tits which was the confusing bit I said our cheerleaders were better because they at least had tits. I was actually saying he's got no tits.

Said he was a cheerleader.

The lack of empathy was alarming. State of this whole operation man. I was sure he must have gotten up, but nah. Splayed on the deck with all his mates strolling past.

Everyone walking past the body.

Max Royal Rumbled off the pitch, Mike don't give a fuck.

Yes but do your managers have tits? Andy Reid has some fucking hooters, tbf to him.

Two money laundering operations having a friendly.

This is top flight football.

Mike Dean is a penis in a ref costume.

Why is Man U so shit, though? How far off their main squad are these fucking clowns.

Carroll out for his hype the crowd warmup. At least our cheerleaders have tits.

Aye. Max is making me have feelings. Remember feelings?

As if Mike Dean would let a computer correct him.

What the fuck just happened.

How is that a FK for them.

:lol: Fucking HOW.

Max is fucking silly.

They're worse than us and they don't even have a fucking excuse. Their manager could rival ours for worst in English football tbf. But they like, actually hired him. He wasn't brought in as a crotch grab to the disgruntled fanbase. They thought he was the answer. They're a fucking shambles.