Astroblack

I hate this fucking country. 

13 minutes ago, J7 said:

How? They both white? 😂

Just seem like "positional wingers". Not the type to take players on, more to make runs in behind, get in goal scoring positions. See Barnes as a 6 or 7 out of 10 player. Think that's Garnacho's ceiling. 

3 minutes ago, gbandit said:

Wat?

That's who Garnacho reminds me of.

1 minute ago, Funtime Frankie said:

Do you reckon numbering will be available in orange?

Looks like the only approved lettering colours are white, black, red, navy and yellow  

Maybe in the CL though 

3 hours ago, MagPar said:

Any thoughts on Garnacho? He'd be pretty cheap after his (whoop de do, big f'kin deal) Aston Villa/Rashford stunt. 

 

I don't get the big deal, a wee joke that didn't harm anyone. 

We already have Barnes which is the player Garnacho will turn into. 

Gorgeous. Buying, Joelinton 7 on back 

2 hours ago, Armchair Pundit said:

Sky Sports saying we're looking at alternatives for Elanga - Karim Adeyemi looks good

Tore us apart when we played them in the CL. 

Aye, like Van Hecke a lot. Good under pressure and as Ghandi says, a real shit house. 

Why is Curtis Jones at right back? 

Just now, Izakaya said:

I personally feel he might sit just a little bit outside of our 'no dickheads' policy...

I understand. 

Just now, WilliamPS said:

Er, I wouldn’t.

 

What Tonali did and Paqueta is accused of are not on the same planet as Greenwood’s actions. Ludicrous putting his name next to theirs.

21 in 34, just saying. 

1 hour ago, nemtizz said:

Paqueta would have been perfect for our midfield but imagine we signed 2 degenerates that ended up with bans.

Would love it if we went full scumbag and got Mason Greenwood

Perfect for the right wing! 

Don't do a 'Fekir', Cherki, go somewhere. 

That is total football from Spain. Brilliant goal. 

1 minute ago, Nucasol said:

First touch of a Thomas Partey?

Aye, ran the ball out of play under no pressure at all. 

Kalulu's touch, though 

Dembele can't be winning the Balon D'Or with touches like that 

2 hours ago, et tu brute said:

Of course it is. 11 goals and 4 assists in nearly 90 games is certainly not impressive. He's been playing championship football for a few years now, and yet I don't see any premier league clubs being interested. Sounds to me, that Dortmund are taking a bit of a gamble based on his brother. 

Palace were interested in him last year I believe. 

Pretty smart from Dortmund. Just has to have a couple decent seasons there and they'll double their money off of West Ham or Spurs in a couple years. 

All out for Semenyo! 

Can we just keep Pope and move on with more important positions like CB(love Schar but he’s getting to that age), RW, backup Striker and midfielder? 

11 minutes ago, MagPar said:

I mentioned him and got hammered for even suggesting him.

Why? Could be the next Michu. Scores every where he goes, think he’ll go on to have a strong La Liga career in the years to come. 

Someone(probably in Spain) will probably snap this guy up. 

Luis Suarez - 27 goals in Segunda Liga for 6th place Almería. About 20 La Liga goals in 120 games.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luis_Suárez_(footballer,_born_1997)

18 minutes ago, Anderson said:

What the fuck is that hair do?

Probably a gender reveal. 

3 hours ago, duo said:

Is there a more irritating pundit than Micah Richards? Just way too loud

He was insufferable after the Uefa Cup final. “Ange, who’s your favorite pundit?” “Ange, wait, you didn’t answer my question. Me or Carra?” 
 

Saying that, he’s okay on the pod with Lineker. Shearer’s the odd one out there. 

Mbuemo