ChrisMcQuillan

He's Shola Ameobi.

Fuck.

Bruce is so fat.

Thats horrific from Cabaye, in fairness.

Fucking hell.

We'll get a fine for surrounding the ref, though.

Wow. Blatant.

We're defending so badly here atm.

This is not good.

Sunderland dominating.

Someone should probably have scored there.

Corner to Sunderland.

Ryan Taylor embarrassed already.

No offence by why have you only been a fan since 2002? Because I didn't like football before then Queer alert.

Couldn't make it up.

Are they always right though? Just thought other outlets would have started reporting it by now. I don't know, man. Just reporting what they're saying.

Was just on Sky Sports News.

Would be canny if the players was of somewhat quality as well. Funny how Pardew rattles on about being 'prepared' for the match. The irony.

Hitler's moving into Poland, in other recent developments.

http://img830.imageshack.us/img830/3083/pardew.jpg

The Mouth of Sauron speaks when he chooses.

Pardew said it "hasn't been possible" to get a LB or Striker in for this.

FFS.