Ishmael

I'm not a WUM. Malmo are shit and our first choice team would walk that game, easy.

Michu needs to man-up and go play football for a big team.

Great touch and shot in a thimble's space from Bony.

We'd beat this Malmo side by 4 goals or more, no problem. With a first team out, of course. Obviously Pardew would "rest" players.

Will see if they manage it during the season. I bet my now redundant bollocks that they do fine and play a gazillion percent better than we did. Just like Stoke did that time Pulis was literally crying out for heavenly intervention in the second half of the season.

Aye nee point in us ever getting in the CL again 'cos we'll just get dicked. Nee point being in the PL 'cos we get dicked most weeks. Let's just gan play in League 2, eh? Don't get this post. Do you think I don't want us to qualify for Europe? The way you were going on about us playing against "vastly inferior" teams, man. There was no-one vastly inferior to us last year. There was. We qualified from our group whilst playing loads of oru reserve dross.

Will see if they manage it during the season.

Aye nee point in us ever getting in the CL again 'cos we'll just get dicked. Nee point being in the PL 'cos we get dicked most weeks. Let's just gan play in League 2, eh? Don't get this post. Do you think I don't want us to qualify for Europe?

Swansea sitting back and hoofing it long straight to the opponent's keeper. Fucking hell Pardew.

Tbf most of the time we played vastly weakened teams. We didn't really take it seriously till Anzhi. Yeah, weakened. Still had quality out there and failed to make anyone look vastly inferior. Only the Bordeaux game we looked remotely good. This is a full strength Swansea people are fornicating over. Bony is great really. Proper one touch number 9, don't ask him to do anything else.

Just thinking, how much fun were those Benfica games until they took control of the second leg? Hope we make it back.

Played most games with Obertan, Sammy and co.

Nah, I enjoyed it and can't wait for us to qualify again. Would like some more run outs against vastly inferior teams until we get to the proper sides and then the real fun begins.

Michu

Didn't we play Amalfi', Tav and a load of other dross? And wasn't the away leg played on what was essentially a car park?

Told you Amat is a clumsy fucker.

I do, they're shit.

Bony in the right place to deflect it in

Remember seeing Obertan score a cracking goal against Brugge last season in this mickey mouse cup. Basically.

Bony can score simple headers from 7 yards. OUTSTANDING

Malmo so unlucky there.

Penalty that.

Replacing a mega cunt with a mega cunt turbo. The Liverpool way.

And Amat is an accident waiting to happen.

Who did Swansea use as a number 9 before Bony?