Ishmael

Even now, right this second, I'm convinced that this Bale transfer wont go ahead and yet it's still rumbling on towards completion. Allegedly.

MASSIVE SAFETY WINK

Odd. Have we used the summer transfer window to invest in a new moderating team?

I miss Keys and Grey.

Jose knew

"I'm trying to bring players in who will blow people’s minds" says 'Arry, who worked with the striker at West Ham, Pompey and Spurs http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/mind_blown.gif

Way to stick your neck out with that one.

Reckon #2 is a good shout, sadly. Would be amazed if Hatem even manages a run of ten straight games.

Gonna get the gif train lubed up ready for the announcement.

The fucking Gallowgate cunting End?

In fact, that Gillespie cross against Barcelona should have won him a Ballon d'Or.

I've seen Seb Larsson put decent crosses in. Obviously better than Ronaldo.

Nothing against Loven btw. A better man than Danny Simpson.

Good one.

Cunt Cuntcunt Cuntencunt?

Nowt wrong with that.

Pretty shit.

How about Cuntencunt?

Cunterkrands is funnier than Lovencunt tbf. Using cunt from the start helps emphasize the cunt element.

1) Chelsea will win the league (by at least 7 points) 2) Sunderland will be relegated, Di Canio resigning before Christmas 3) Suarez will make it through the season without causing controversy 4) Moyes will show ever increasing signs of stress as MU have a turgid season, just scraping 4th 5) England wont qualify for the WC 6) At least one PL footballer will be banned for taking a performance enhancing substance 7) RvP will suffer a huge injury and miss most of the season 8) Joe Kinnear will keep his fat mouth shut and our season will pass with minimal farce (someone will stamp on a duck after a derby loss, maybe) and we'll have an 8th place finish 9) Gareth Bale has a very underwhelming time of it, wherever he ends up playing 10) A human trafficking ring will be traced back to Anfield. Scourers will defend it.

That article is hilarious. Sure he's played for France, sure he's played CL, sure he has scored a bucket load of goals throughout his career, but he doesn't shoot as much as these other chaps and gets caught offside a lot.

Share transferred and only minus 10 points.

Having to pinch players from Iceland. Pathetic

And people say NUFC fans have unrealistic expectations. It's dependent on us getting these deals done obviously, but when you add these potential signings to those we made in January, that's some serious, high quality investment in the squad in the space of 6 months. Don't go saying that too loud around here.