Ishmael

Even now, right this second, I'm convinced that this Bale transfer wont go ahead and yet it's still rumbling on towards completion. Allegedly.

MASSIVE SAFETY WINK

Odd. Have we used the summer transfer window to invest in a new moderating team?

I miss Keys and Grey.

Jose knew

"I'm trying to bring players in who will blow people’s minds" says 'Arry, who worked with the striker at West Ham, Pompey and Spurs http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/mind_blown.gif

Way to stick your neck out with that one.

Reckon #2 is a good shout, sadly. Would be amazed if Hatem even manages a run of ten straight games.

Gonna get the gif train lubed up ready for the announcement.

The fucking Gallowgate cunting End?

In fact, that Gillespie cross against Barcelona should have won him a Ballon d'Or.

I've seen Seb Larsson put decent crosses in. Obviously better than Ronaldo.

Nothing against Loven btw. A better man than Danny Simpson.

Good one.