Darth Crooks

More accurate would be football blowjob depictions in paint at this point

4 hours ago, The College Dropout said:

Would people be upset with some Saudi green?

I would if this is some ploy to engineer that they can fuck off. Especially if it’s at the expense of regional identity.

7 hours ago, Billy Warthog said:

Someone on the socials sent this one round... two for joy and all that.

 

‘Barry, put that castle doon will ye? FFS?’

Howay the nads

20 minutes ago, bobbydazzla said:

Just been down the park to wank my spaniel

 

Saw a few blokes in toon shirts doing the same with theirs 

 

A nod of acknowledgment, a knowing wink and a reminder to ourselves that “things have changed, we’ve done this before, we can do it again, we’re all in this together”

 

It’s helped to ease the collective nerves 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Roy Keane likes this 👍

I’d be all for a badge saying nootball lunie

Just be MBS with deal with it shades on after all this 😄

Obviously you wouldn’t want AI doing it but it’ll probs be used at some point. We’re all amateurs trying to do mockups 

Chat PG tips did this for me yday and I don’t mind the castle or seahorses tbh. Rest is shit of course 😄

Loon Loon

Thin skinned thick as shit. With a cup win now these are hilarious

…Bishop Elerewe…

1 hour ago, Yorkie said:

I can't get my head around people not aligning with the message on that banner. It wasn't sanctimonious at all. Its purpose was to highlight that the club wasn't even trying to compete, all the while the fanbase was being continuously gaslit around supposedly unrealistic expectations. I can't believe anyone who's been on this forum long enough wouldn't get that. 

 

Obviously we all want a team that wins; the point was that, at the time - after years of deliberate regression - all we wanted (at the very fucking least) was for us to have a go. Deluded Geordies think they should be in the top 4! Er, just trying for something more than 17th and the 3rd round of the cup would be decent, like.

It was misquoted as team twice so many times - the nuance of team and club obviously too subtle for some.

https://youtu.be/_QnYruA9dMg?si=sXVObUtu3zolvXhm

15 hours ago, OCOCOL said:

Perez never made a competitive appearance . I dare say he was shite in whatever pre season friendlies he played but surely Hooper was worse ?

I think he means Ayoze would be shite in goal 

Alan Smith

I was fuming at the opening ‘sow…’ 

Probably heard Ketamine Town and that’s the face pulled on correction. Str8 fam. Allow it.

9 hours ago, Abacus said:

 

 

Someone should show them when they met for the first time and obviously didn't have a clue who each other were.

 

Still, he's the most important English manager in the last ... 100 years

Bless. They think he has ideas.

Donkeys, 32.7 % obesity, dodgy looking wax work figures - he'll fit right in

8 hours ago, Menace said:

I'd rather scrape my balls through broken glass

Both would involve learning how to successfully get the sack 

Miodrag

Pivaš

40 minutes ago, Slim said:

 

Tee hee I just clicked his willy

‘I wanna Fry-on Pie-on in Zion*’
 

*Bacon fat