Ameritoon

http://www.snugglyoranges.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/813519.gif An Amy Poehler gif on N-O? This signing has already reached its peak.

Just saw Shipp's goals from last night. I like the cut of his jib.

Being on the other side of watching him commit pointless fouls against defenders was a special moment.

The lack of Johannsson makes me sad.

Pretty much the way we need to setup in all three group games.

Goalzy

He was seeing less time, but still playing a decent amount. Apparently Arsenal chose Kallstrom over signing Bradley, and there were a few other European clubs interested. Getting paid about 5 million more per season then he would've made anywhere else.

Fabian Johnson clearly our best winger

No need for personal shots like that, dick

'Tex on the ball like always

So all of taylor's hard work has not gone to waste, strikethrough's are who's paid so far. Let me know if I've missed any.

And you've been doing a great job, proud of you.

I've been telling myself I'd do this for two days now. Can't promise anything.

oh shit, man

I'm just sitting here avoiding everything and watching them come in on my phone. Been my best morning at work yet.

Sweet, count me in. Should I pay now then? Yeah, earlier the better, but as long as you get it in before the tournament ends.

Thought we had lucked out on this. Club's doing a good job of making me apathetic even during the offseason, congratulations.

Yeah, paypal will convert the money for you

I'll have access to the account to, but if it turns out taylor spends all the money on cocaine I won't have any complaints.

Reet, so we're going to use the same paypal as the fantasy game. make sure as payment reference you put in PREDICTOR so we can separate everything. Do it, and maybe we'll get some more willing to enter. Otherwise 50~ is a decent pot.

Bradley is a good dude

Waiting on a pm from taylor

Villa coming to MLS, apparently http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/manchester-city-transfers-david-villa-7198334#.U4n3-QSTuHk.twitter

Not yet, it'll most likely be the same one that the fantasy game uses.

Clearly scripted banter between commentators