Ameritoon

Wasn't sure where to direct my animosity all day. It is now at Ashley and I'll stick with this.

Sick

Turned down, thank fuck. What a joke.

:mackems: :mackems:

I hope no one gets even the slightest hopes that it won't go through in time. You're setting yourself up for a week of binge drinking.

Let's hope he even plays.

Rather have Elmander than any of the other mentioned players.

Beer helps. Have a few Newcastle's at the ready.

The feeling in my stomach slowly and slowly gets worse.

Can't stand to see his highlights anymore. What could have been...

I need an anger wank.

To Liverpool of all places. It be one thing if it were London, but he's been a Newcastle fan his whole life, this should be his dream.

So, what now?

THERE'S ONLY ONE MIKE ASHELY

GTFO

Fuck

Wat

I've never been on a forum with so many Fritzl references.

KD's favorite. And look at Dempsey.

Right when Man Utd went, it was obvious Crawley would be drawn next.

Sturridge would be quite nice.

I love me some Dezko.

The People

I'm not too worried about losing Carroll even in the summer. I was at the beginning of the month, but as long as we've established ourselves as a European club in two seasons or so I would think we can keep him. Maybe not for his whole career, but for most of it.