Nate

We are playing a one trick pony in a position where they cannot perform their one trick.

Anderson vs. Tonali feels relatively close (I believe Anderson may have the higher ceiling) but there’s a huge emotional/sentimental upside to Anderson. Boyhood club, academy product, England regular- cheered our cup win on from the stands with his family. I would love him back here.

Done me

Given Hall Woodgate Schär Trippier Robert Lee Guimarães Ben Arfa Isak Shearer

Hall channelling his inner Bale there.

Trippier spot an onlyfans model in the stands?

Ref just deciding to give incorrect offsides ffs

Neville going to combust here.

It hit a baby

‘Following media reports this morning the chairman wishes to make it clear that Alan Shearer has never said to him that he would knock seven bells out of anyone.’ Great times.

No doubt we underestimate our pull. There’s only about ten clubs that could realistically beat us to a signing. Real Madrid Barcelona Bayern Munich Paris St Germain Manchester United Manchester City Liverpool Arsenal Chelsea Spurs and Villa probably coin flips? Difficult to put any of the Italian clubs after we signed Sandro.

Drink every time Rio says ‘wow’

Oh no, they have begun to notice.