Revolution Number 9

He is gay. So? Just change Georgie and Hayley for creepy stalker guy and transfer gimp.

Jim White clearly has the pick of SSN fanny like. Such a fucking playa.

http://trialx.com/curetalk/wp-content/blogs.dir/7/files/2011/04/gcelebrities/Steven_Taylor-2.jpg Taylor's done surprisingly well so far but he's just too fucking kamikaze. It's not good for my health watching that fucker defend.

clutching at tubular drinking utensils now.

Would play Bassong 1st choice if we signed him tbh.

See? How much more pleasant has this experience made your day? Never underestimate the power of chebs.

Georgie Thompson.

Poor attempt, you would have added a link if it was true.

They have one competent employee, from what I've seen. Of course they would hype him up. f*** off, what about the tits? I'm a pig, they don't count, man. Tits always count. Tits are very competent employees. Tits are fantastic at their job, but when you're watching for content, (admittedly there are only two days in the year where you watch SSN for content) tits aren't adding anything. They do add lots to content. I would rather be informed about the day's transfer dealings by a comely pair of mammaries than, for instance, that creepy kidnapper blokey that was on just before.

They have one competent employee, from what I've seen. Of course they would hype him up. f*** off, what about the tits? I'm a pig, they don't count, man. Tits always count. Tits are very competent employees.

They're going to give him a ball, cover him with magnets and let him spin around coiled wire. Infinite power. http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/avs/avatar_4814.png http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/avs/avatar_4814.png "Magnets are too expensive. If we can find a source of constantly falling water, and maybe a wooden wheel of some sorts..." http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/i/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/100202-coslog-lost-466px-1030a.jpg A use for Alan Smith?!

They have one competent employee, from what I've seen. Of course they would hype him up. Fuck off, what about the tits?

He could be a fucking dead body and he'd be more useful on the pitch than Lovenkrands man. If we haven't signed a striker by the end of the window I'm digging up Jackie Milburn.

They're going to give him a ball, cover him with magnets and let him spin around coiled wire. Infinite power.

I thought the same.

Heard that one. She's clearly getting hoyed straight in the back of the van when their shift's over. I can't hate on him for that. I can, it means the fucker is ahead of me in the queue.

Heard that one. She's clearly getting hoyed straight in the back of the van when their shift's over.

Hayley started panicking there like

I'm not giving up to pessimism just yet.

This lass outside Loftus Road is clearly reading all this off a card.

wow.

How the fuck am I supposed to concentrate on this shit when I'm too busy staring solidly at Hayley McQueen's chebs? Damn you Sky!