Revolution Number 9

Imagine if they signed Samaras. I think the riots would finally reach Sunderland.

It can work, just look at Lahm.

:lol: spot on.

As a few of them have said, they've just spent about £10m on two of their own youth strikers, if he then went and loaned one of Man Utd's it would be madness

It seems Macheda on loan being a shit move is the only thing we and the Mackems can agree on

Could see this lad being a bit Oba Martins MKII, but tbh even if he is I'd rather play Oba Martins MKII than Peter Lovenkrands MKI.

Keep thinking something's going to go wrong

Just like Lovenkrands, I'm sure he's a nice enough bloke, but it can't be a coincidence that whenever he's on the pitch we start giving up leads. The worst footballer I've ever seen in a Newcastle shirt.

Could see them nicking 4th by simple virtue of the North London clubs being crap.

They make them all different. Every mackem has their favourite flavour.

No way he said that man, no way

Think Bruce should stop whinging about poor finishing when he spent £8m on a striker that he doesn't want in the first team for about a year.

Alan Smith. Please let it be Alan Smith.

And he was total shit for Inter as well.

He'd better than Tiote tbh. No. Obviously been watching football for no more than a year. whereas you've not bothered at all.

Once Tiote gets his shit together Muntari won't be a patch on him man.

Rather not see us waste money on Muntari, ta.

Umbilical cord blood what the f***. Sometimes I think google translate is just a massive troll.

Decent effort but too many questionable half rhymes. 6/10

Just had a look on their main english speaking forum (alreet Sewelly) and there's one poster on there who I suspect might like him a bit;

Spoke to him in tup tup (yes I know) and he was just standing about admiring the ladies. He did ask if I wanted a signature which I duly said no to which he replied "I like you then" and bought me a jagerbomb ha Interesting. Obviously feels most fans just want to talk to him so they can get something signed, and flog it or whatever. Was clearly touched by your genuine nature. A truly beautiful story, thanks for sharing.

Sorry, I must be lost. I was looking for the Davide Santon thread but it seems I've stumbled into the Shane Ferguson thread instead. http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/entries/icons/original/000/005/248/melvin.jpg?1299113538

FFFFuuuuu

But now, the biggest question: can he put the ball in the box?